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X-ray Crystallomancy
How to use healing crystals to generate a 3D chemical structure.
The Dincus and Nimbius Californicus Species Effects on Nine-Banded Armadillo Migration Patterns
Due to second order climate change environmental effects, Armadillos are migrating North at an accelerated rate
Data Pipeline Blocked after Massive Docker Container Crashes
A massive Docker Container has crashed mid-pipeline and nothing can get through until the engineers rebuild the entire docker from scratch
Who Should do the Dishes? A Transportation Problem Solution
Dr. Chad Broman and Dr. Tiffany Love use linear programming on a intricate list of life constraints to determine who should do the dishes
Non-Dietary Lipid Reduction Techniques: Movement Based Approaches
There’s only one way to reduce lipid layers without a strict diet and that’s to RUN RUN DO PUSHUPS RUN SOME MORE, SITUPS AND MORE RUNNING!
NASA Scientists confirm Lithuanian Doom-Rock Metal sounds more like Ethiopian Pornogrind Wherewolf Core on Mars
After countless experiments, NASA confirms that Lithuanian Doom-Rock sounds more like Ethiopian Pornogrind Wherewolf Core on Mars
The Lost Molecules of M.C. Escher
We report the synthesis of some molecules found in a sketch found down the back of Escher’s couch.
7 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Magnets
Learn about 7 super cool and not well known science facts about magnets like why they’re stronger when cold or why they destroy electronics!
Novel Techniques for Random Number Generation: Toddler Behavioral Sampling
Using my son Ethan and his friends, we develop methods to use toddlers to generate random numbers for scientific experiments