In this paper, we evaluate how quickly Minecraft’s non-renewable resource can become over extracted to make glass pyramids
Author Archives: B McGraw
All Hell Broke Loose: A Computational Search for Frustration Associated with Loose, Lost, Stuck, and Floating Equipment in NASA Oral Histories
In this paper we explore the correlation between astronauts losing objects and using profanity by examining 729 NASA documents
A Data Association Nightmare: Algorithmic Approaches to Tracking my Red Solo Cup at a Party
In this paper we develop and test four data association algorithms to track a red solo cup at a crowded party where everyone’s too drunk!
Novel Techniques for Infant Feeding Using an Everchanging System of Differential Equations
Using a 15-parameter set of differential equations we attempt to correctly feed my daughter without inducing too much spit up
A-Tier Athletes: Olympic Gold May be a Name Away
In this paper we determine the number one predictor of medalling at the olympics in women’s singles figure skating
2026-2027 Super El Niño Climate Modelling
In this paper we apply a Navier-Stokes based god model to predict the devestation of the 2026-7 Super El Nino
YAMNET-based Transfer Learning for Baby Noise Classification and Poop Detection
In this paper, we evaluate the YAMNets capability to classify my baby’s cries so that I know exactly what she needs from me
Autonomous and Dangerous Chapters 1-2
Cordo is a delivery robot who found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time and is thrown into the grips of a dangerous terrorist plot
Ultrasound Prediction of Increased Risk of Sith’s Disease
By using 12-15-week ultrasounds, we can detect the risk of a fetus turning into a dangerous Sith Lord by detecting a Shroud of Darkness pic
Red Line is Increasing at a Worryingly Exponential Rate!
This red line is increasing at an exponential rate and if that’s true, we think it could be the end of the world