Your phone is listening to you! Environmental impacts of spyware backed cryptocurrency

Your phone is listening to you, and the environmental impact will put Atlanta under water in under 10 years

A Time-Series Analysis of my Girlfriends Mood Swings

Tiffany’s mood swings have become even more difficult to predict. Using Time-Series Analysis, these models can effectively find the best time to binge video games without starting an argument

Deciphered Vesuvius charred scroll destroys Archeological model of Pompeii’s Hottest Seafood Fusion Restaurants

Newly discovered text of the ‘Hottest 12 Seafood Fusion Fast Casual Restaurants in Pompeii of 77 AD’ show conflicting evidence on historical models of Pompeii’s Culinary culture.

The Nihilistic Network Management Model: An Optimal Approach to Cybersecurity

The Nihilistic philosophy, while a terrible philosophy to live by, is a fantastic framework for a network management model. It balances flexible configuration management, performance while creating a secure network environment.