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NORAD Santa Tracker Ignored due to High False Alarm Rate: Boeing to Blame
The Boeing 737 Max is so large that it is confusing them with Santa’s sleigh which normally has a high return from Tinsel and sleigh bells
Towards a Total Synthesis of 3,8-Unethoxy-Discombobulne and Discovery of the Furzmeister-Wencke Reagent
3,8-unethoxy-discombobulannulene is a wtfwereyouthin-kingolide-type natural product which was recently isolated from a mould found growing on a cheese omelette in Kent (Fig. 1).
Replication Crisis! Thousands of CLU Studies aren’t repeatable because we don’t have enough Grad Students!
Cranberry Lemon comes under fire due to the inability to replicate thousands of studies. It isn’t the methodology but the lack of free labor.
50 Shades of Brown: An Index of Chemical Misery
Using this novel method, you can judge the purity of reaction mixtures with a simple visible light spectroscopy (looking at it)
Platinum-Group Based Pentazolatocarboxylate Metal Inorganically Linked Frameworks for Direct CO2 Capture and Solar Fuel Applications
Abstract: We report the preparation of a PtO-pentazole Metal Inorganically Linked Framework (MILF)
PPG: Personal Protective Groups as a Defence Against Laboratory Carcinogens
New methods to protect post-grad chemists from laboratory carcinogens.
Are you really an Engineer/Programmer?
Ever wonder if you are an engineer or a programmer? Answer these questions and find out instead of getting a dumb degree!
A Partial Total Synthesis of Impracticatechol
An elegant procedure for the progression towards the total synthesis of Impracticatechol.
An Informal Synthesis of an En-yn-en-yn-ol
An inefficient, laborious and time consuming synthetic method for the preparation of an en-yn-en-yn-ol is reported