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Tag Archives: Funny
Who Should do the Dishes? A Transportation Problem Solution
Dr. Chad Broman and Dr. Tiffany Love use linear programming on a intricate list of life constraints to determine who should do the dishes
Can you find the bug in the Legacy Code? A coding Choose your own Adventure
After being promised an exciting new job working in a software company, you are asked to find a bug in some legacy code. Can you do it?
CERN Experiment Disproves Physics! Or just bad measurements
According to the results of a recent Hadron Colider experiment, the standard physics model is completely wrong, or it was just a bad reading.
A Loopy Belief Propagation Factor Graph Simulation of my Grandma Nonna’s Insane Facebook Feed
Using a Loopy Belief Propagation network, the fine researchers of CLU were finally able to explain their grandparents online radicalization.
8 Scientific Reasons Foxes Mate for Life
Illusive to most zoological research, here are the leading scientific theories behind fox monogamy and why they’re so faithful.
Can you help Dr. Smyth P-Hack his way to a Publishable Result? A scientific choose your own adventure
You’ve just gotten an internship helping Dr. Smyth find a connection between Ska music and Chimpanzee Cognitive abilities. Can you help him?!
Journal of Immaterial Science Volume 1
69 Action Packed pages of Made up Science brought to you by the wonderful creators at the Journal of Immaterial Science!
NORAD Santa Tracker Ignored due to High False Alarm Rate: Boeing to Blame
The Boeing 737 Max is so large that it is confusing them with Santa’s sleigh which normally has a high return from Tinsel and sleigh bells
Towards a Total Synthesis of 3,8-Unethoxy-Discombobulne and Discovery of the Furzmeister-Wencke Reagent
3,8-unethoxy-discombobulannulene is a wtfwereyouthin-kingolide-type natural product which was recently isolated from a mould found growing on a cheese omelette in Kent (Fig. 1).