In this paper we explore the correlation between astronauts losing objects and using profanity by examining 729 NASA documents
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A Data Association Nightmare: Algorithmic Approaches to Tracking my Red Solo Cup at a Party
In this paper we develop and test four data association algorithms to track a red solo cup at a crowded party where everyone’s too drunk!
Novel Techniques for Infant Feeding Using an Everchanging System of Differential Equations
Using a 15-parameter set of differential equations we attempt to correctly feed my daughter without inducing too much spit up
YAMNET-based Transfer Learning for Baby Noise Classification and Poop Detection
In this paper, we evaluate the YAMNets capability to classify my baby’s cries so that I know exactly what she needs from me
Ultrasound Prediction of Increased Risk of Sith’s Disease
By using 12-15-week ultrasounds, we can detect the risk of a fetus turning into a dangerous Sith Lord by detecting a Shroud of Darkness pic
Red Line is Increasing at a Worryingly Exponential Rate!
This red line is increasing at an exponential rate and if that’s true, we think it could be the end of the world
Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement
In this paper we look at the science behind the controversial method of cosmetic penis enlargement to increase ski jump distance
Caelum Non Est ℵ₀: Emendatio Iactationis Pascalii per Ordines Infinitatis[1]
By applying aleph numbers we may finally expand Pascal’s wager to include all of the world religions (that fit on a single page)
Transparent Release of the Epstein Vectors Linear Algebra Study Guide
In this ultimate transparent release, we are are publicly posting our study guide for Epstein Vectors for the whole world to see
Norden Mk. XV Bomb Sight Integration for Strategic High Altitude Toy Delivery in a Hostile Christmas
In this paper, Santa equips his sleigh with the Norden Bombsight to fly high above German WW2 defenses and save Christmas