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Full Cycle Banana Fission Reactor Design and Analysis

This revolutionary study designs a clean and sustainable source of energy using the renewable energy source of radioactive bananas

No one quite knows how the fingers got there, but even the JWST isn’t immune to having its pictures ruined by a misplaced thumb

According to the bouncer and an Uber Driver, a local drunk man stumbled around in a true brownian motion to his Uber Ride

This this revolutionary study, three friends determine how difficult it would be to diffract their friend Raina in a double slit experiment

In this Landmark Study; fMRI results, bland oatmeal, and a cheese burger has successfully located the flavortown center of the brain

Due to second order climate change environmental effects, Armadillos are migrating North at an accelerated rate

Dr. Chad Broman and Dr. Tiffany Love use linear programming on a intricate list of life constraints to determine who should do the dishes

After being promised an exciting new job working in a software company, you are asked to find a bug in some legacy code. Can you do it?

According to the results of a recent Hadron Colider experiment, the standard physics model is completely wrong, or it was just a bad reading.

Using a Loopy Belief Propagation network, the fine researchers of CLU were finally able to explain their grandparents online radicalization.