Tag Archives: Funny

Sand Scarcity in a Post-Scarcity World: Ecological Collapse Driven by Non-Renewable Resource Extraction in Minecraft

In this paper, we evaluate how quickly Minecraft’s non-renewable resource can become over extracted to make glass pyramids

All Hell Broke Loose: A Computational Search for Frustration Associated with Loose, Lost, Stuck, and Floating Equipment in NASA Oral Histories

In this paper we explore the correlation between astronauts losing objects and using profanity by examining 729 NASA documents

A Data Association Nightmare: Algorithmic Approaches to Tracking my Red Solo Cup at a Party

In this paper we develop and test four data association algorithms to track a red solo cup at a crowded party where everyone’s too drunk!

Novel Techniques for Infant Feeding Using an Everchanging System of Differential Equations

Using a 15-parameter set of differential equations we attempt to correctly feed my daughter without inducing too much spit up

YAMNET-based Transfer Learning for Baby Noise Classification and Poop Detection

In this paper, we evaluate the YAMNets capability to classify my baby’s cries so that I know exactly what she needs from me

Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement

In this paper we look at the science behind the controversial method of cosmetic penis enlargement to increase ski jump distance

Caelum Non Est ℵ₀: Emendatio Iactationis Pascalii per Ordines Infinitatis[1]

By applying aleph numbers we may finally expand Pascal’s wager to include all of the world religions (that fit on a single page)