In this paper, we evaluate the feasibility of using LLMs to decompress office emails to look more professional
Category Archives: Machine Learning
A Game Theoretic Approach to The Ultimatum
In this joint paper by the infamous Chad and Tiffany, they use the Gale-Shapely algorithm to optimize their matches on The Ultimatum TV Show
The No Regrets Waiting Model: A Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips
In this paper, the head waitress of Mama Lou’s Seafood Shack develops a Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips
It Is Wednesday, My Dudes!
It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes! It is Wednesday, my dudes!
Winning Tiffany Back: How to Defeat an AI Boyfriend
In the eight Chad and Tiffany Paper, Chad defeats Chad-GPT and romantically wins Tiffany back by mislabeling training Data
The Future of Romance: Novel Techniques for Replacing your Boyfriend with Generative AI
After months of being single, I need to replace some positive behaviors of my Ex. I don’t want to text him so Generative AI it is
Breaking Up with your Girlfriend but not your Friends:A Cyclic Graph Algorithm for Social NetworkPreservation
By structuring his friend groups in a cyclic graph, Chad designs an algorithm to maintain friendships after breaking it off with Tiffany
Ellipsoidal Palm-line Convolutional Chaotic Filter with Training from Several Palms allows Remote and Discreet Prediction of Target’s Future
Using Future Derivative Vectors an ML algorithm is trained to predict your future based on your palm lines
Utilitarianism, Shame, and Mysticism: Autonomous Vehicle Moral Compass Design and Analysis
Using ethics from utilitarianism, shame-culture, and the Church of Asphalt Day Saints, this paper designs a moral compass for AVs
Computer Vision Object Permanence Detection Algorithm for my Clingy Robot Dog
Using astral plane sifting feature extraction and a deep CNN we not only taught my robot dog Daisy Object Permanence but discovered ghosts