Breaking Up with your Girlfriend but not your Friends:A Cyclic Graph Algorithm for Social NetworkPreservation

By structuring his friend groups in a cyclic graph, Chad designs an algorithm to maintain friendships after breaking it off with Tiffany

Ellipsoidal Palm-line Convolutional Chaotic Filter with Training from Several Palms allows Remote and Discreet Prediction of Target’s Future

Using Future Derivative Vectors an ML algorithm is trained to predict your future based on your palm lines

Utilitarianism, Shame, and Mysticism: Autonomous Vehicle Moral Compass Design and Analysis

Using ethics from utilitarianism, shame-culture, and the Church of Asphalt Day Saints, this paper designs a moral compass for AVs

Computer Vision Object Permanence Detection Algorithm for my Clingy Robot Dog

Using astral plane sifting feature extraction and a deep CNN we not only taught my robot dog Daisy Object Permanence but discovered ghosts