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Local Crypto-Bro reportedly Rebounding with Generative AI: only three weeks after FTX crash!

A now Ex-Crypto-Bro is moving on from his obsession with Crypto currency to generative AI some would say too soon even for a rebound

Here are 8 things that happen to follow the sequence 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597, 2584, 4181…

A massive Docker Container has crashed mid-pipeline and nothing can get through until the engineers rebuild the entire docker from scratch

After countless experiments, NASA confirms that Lithuanian Doom-Rock sounds more like Ethiopian Pornogrind Wherewolf Core on Mars

According to the results of a recent Hadron Colider experiment, the standard physics model is completely wrong, or it was just a bad reading.

Local software developer John Walters is on his fifth ‘last bug’ of his code but he has a hunch all of his problems are connected somehow.

An area grad student in an ECE program specializing in Signals Processing tries to explain what she does to her grandparents

The James Webb space telescope got broken by the movers and it all would have been okay if they just used some more bubble wrap.

The Bayesian Man was given a terrible suggestion at Scooper Doopers. Even with Metropolis-Hastings he can’t decide after 100s of samples

MathWorks will reportedly spend a billion dollars to rehab centers for involvement in MatLab Addiction epidemic