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CERN Experiment Disproves Physics! Or just bad measurements
According to the results of a recent Hadron Colider experiment, the standard physics model is completely wrong, or it was just a bad reading.
Climatologists Warn the Earth will Run Out of Three Letter Acronyms by 2050
A new report from the IPCC suggest that humanity will run out of its most precious non-renewable resource in the next three decades; TLAs!
“I’m on the last bug” Reports Local Software Developer
Local software developer John Walters is on his fifth ‘last bug’ of his code but he has a hunch all of his problems are connected somehow.
More Music Removed from Spotify Due to Misinformation about Machine Learning Spread by Joe Rogan
More trouble from the JRE! He invited tech entrepreneur Ron Halbert on to the Podcast founder of the scam code academy Silver Fingers
NORAD Santa Tracker Ignored due to High False Alarm Rate: Boeing to Blame
The Boeing 737 Max is so large that it is confusing them with Santa’s sleigh which normally has a high return from Tinsel and sleigh bells
Replication Crisis! Thousands of CLU Studies aren’t repeatable because we don’t have enough Grad Students!
Cranberry Lemon comes under fire due to the inability to replicate thousands of studies. It isn’t the methodology but the lack of free labor.
Area Grad Student Still Explaining what they study to Grandparents over Thanksgiving Dinner
An area grad student in an ECE program specializing in Signals Processing tries to explain what she does to her grandparents
CNN Misinterprets Police Body Cam Footage New Study Finds
A Convolution Neural Network (CNN) misinterprets police body cam footage believing many common objects to be guns or knives at a large error.
Engineers without Borders to Send Data Scientists to Africa to Clean Data
Engineers without borders will begin utilizing data scientists to clean data in nations without access to clean databases