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MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics
MathWorks will reportedly spend a billion dollars to rehab centers for involvement in MatLab Addiction epidemic
Geologists Debate over Trevor’s Mom’s Age
With radiocarbon, surface exposure, and Chronostratigraphy dating scientists argue whether or not Trevor’s mom is 3000 years old or 250Million
Bayesian Man seeking more defined Posterior won’t give up the Squat Rack
Local Bayesian man has been spending hours at his local gyms squat rack in search of a better defined posterior.
DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities
DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities, specifically the machismo pilot culture.
Ancient Moralizing Gods Study to use Age of Mythology Simulation to Supplement Missing Data
Researchers replace missing ancient religious data with Age of Mythology Simulation
Pope Expresses Sorrow but no Apology for Church Discrimination against Histomancy
Pope Francis is in hot water for neglecting to apologize for the Catholic Church’s mistreatment of statisticians who make empirical assumptions
Netflix to make Anime Adaption of ‘Analysis and Design of Linear Circuits’
Netflix’s creating an action packed Manga styled Anime adaption of ‘Analysis and Design of Linear Circuits’
Evidence Proves Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Released from Eastern European Lab
Evidence Proves Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Released from Eastern European Lab
Deciphered Vesuvius charred scroll destroys Archeological model of Pompeii’s Hottest Seafood Fusion Restaurants
Newly discovered text of the ‘Hottest 12 Seafood Fusion Fast Casual Restaurants in Pompeii of 77 AD’ show conflicting evidence on historical models of Pompeii’s Culinary culture.