Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients

The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!

8 Sexually Graphic Violin Plots banned in Texan Textbooks and Journals for being too Suggestive

These violin plots look a little too like a certain body part for Texans to be comfortable showing them to their kids

Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery

In this paper, we review the latest and greatest technologies implemented by Santa Clause to deliver toys on Christmas Eve

Can you explain your grad school research to relatives over Thanksgiving Dinner?

You are going home for Thanksgiving and your family wants you to explain what you’re studying through this Choose Your Own Adventure

Proto-Platypus Species Generative Modeling: Search for the Ancestors of Nature’s Most Diverse Creature

Using misunderstood AI tools, this paper generates evolutionary models of a proto-platypus species. Conclusion: God made the Platypus.