I perform markedly sloppy functional analysis shortly before taking an ‘extended sab- batical’.
Using misunderstood AI tools, this paper generates evolutionary models of a proto-platypus species. Conclusion: God made the Platypus.
The second volume of J. Immat. Sci.
This this revolutionary study, three friends determine how difficult it would be to diffract their friend Raina in a double slit experiment
In this Landmark Study; fMRI results, bland oatmeal, and a cheese burger has successfully located the flavortown center of the brain
This study determines the amount of cows to create and sustain a methane based atmosphere across the planets of the solar system
By analyzing the prehistoric footprints found in White Sands NP, anthropologists push back the Cha-Cha Slide to 21,000 years ago!
Due to second order climate change environmental effects, Armadillos are migrating North at an accelerated rate
Dr. Chad Broman and Dr. Tiffany Love use linear programming on a intricate list of life constraints to determine who should do the dishes
There’s only one way to reduce lipid layers without a strict diet and that’s to RUN RUN DO PUSHUPS RUN SOME MORE, SITUPS AND MORE RUNNING!