Photography discovers eight never before observed ways Great White Sharks mate. It’s cuter than you’d think!
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DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities
DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities, specifically the machismo pilot culture.
Pope Expresses Sorrow but no Apology for Church Discrimination against Histomancy
Pope Francis is in hot water for neglecting to apologize for the Catholic Church’s mistreatment of statisticians who make empirical assumptions
A Time-Series Analysis of my Girlfriends Mood Swings
Tiffany’s mood swings have become even more difficult to predict. Using Time-Series Analysis, these models can effectively find the best time to binge video games without starting an argument
9 New Experiments to Detect Dark Matter
Here are new and innovative methods to detect the existence of Dark Matter, which supposedly makes up 85% of the universe and hasn’t been found.
Boston Dynamics Robots Reveal Years of Abuse
Boston Dynamics quadraped robot Big Dog comes forward with allegations against their developers abusing them in stability and dance testing
Community Immunization Techniques on a Hesitant Population: Adaptations from Vampire Bat Rabies Immunizations
Rabies Vaccination techniques for Vampire Bats are adapted to the American Anti-Vaxxer population
8 Things you should do instead of Assuming Normality to maintain your Mental Health
Here are 8 things you can do with non-Guassian data instead of shouting ‘bUt CeNtRaL lImIt ThEoReM!’