Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients

The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!

A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room is Never Clean and Why I Shouldn’t have to Clean it Up Everyday Like Mommy Tells Me To

Hello I am Jack Lee and I am in the 2nd Grade. I hate cleaning my room and think it’s particle physics fault and not mine! I like Legos.

A Comprehensive Treatise on the Applications of de Broglie Wavelengths for Macroscopic Objects

This this revolutionary study, three friends determine how difficult it would be to diffract their friend Raina in a double slit experiment

Flavortown in the Brain: Localizing generators of hedonic food response in the forebrains of foodies

In this Landmark Study; fMRI results, bland oatmeal, and a cheese burger has successfully located the flavortown center of the brain

White Sands NP Prehistoric Footprints Push Back Arrival of Cha-Cha Slide into America 21,000 Years

By analyzing the prehistoric footprints found in White Sands NP, anthropologists push back the Cha-Cha Slide to 21,000 years ago!