Parody – Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology

9 New Experiments to Detect Dark Matter

Here are new and innovative methods to detect the existence of Dark Matter, which supposedly makes up 85% of the universe and hasn’t been found.

Boston Dynamics quadraped robot Big Dog comes forward with allegations against their developers abusing them in stability and dance testing

Rabies Vaccination techniques for Vampire Bats are adapted to the American Anti-Vaxxer population

Here are 8 things you can do with non-Guassian data instead of shouting ‘bUt CeNtRaL lImIt ThEoReM!’