OMG, Reviewer #2 comments are the ABSOLUTE WORST! Here are some of the worst one’s I just got in my recent paper!
Tag Archives: Parody
Breaking Up with your Girlfriend but not your Friends:A Cyclic Graph Algorithm for Social NetworkPreservation
By structuring his friend groups in a cyclic graph, Chad designs an algorithm to maintain friendships after breaking it off with Tiffany
Ellipsoidal Palm-line Convolutional Chaotic Filter with Training from Several Palms allows Remote and Discreet Prediction of Target’s Future
Using Future Derivative Vectors an ML algorithm is trained to predict your future based on your palm lines
Frank Furious and the Very Cross Coupling: A Pre-Emptive Eulogy
Me and My Best Friend Aaron Prove the 3n+1 Problem even though it is a REALLY Hard Problem
In this landmark mathematical proof, two 2nd graders Jack and Aaron create a proof of the Collatz Conjecture
Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients
The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!
A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room is Never Clean and Why I Shouldn’t have to Clean it Up Everyday Like Mommy Tells Me To
Hello I am Jack Lee and I am in the 2nd Grade. I hate cleaning my room and think it’s particle physics fault and not mine! I like Legos.
Four People Hospitalised After Chemical Warfare Agent Found in Scented Candles
A simple mistake of chemical nomenclature has resulted in tragedy this week.
Ray Tracing and Optical Design of Healing Crystals based Adaptive Optics
Using a series of healing crystals suspended in a field of burnt sage smoke, we made an adaptive optics framework to truly see Jeffrey
Proof of Wankery: A Novel Consensus Model for the Blockchain
Proof of Work is killing the planet, Proof of Stake is a pyramid scheme, and other proposed consensus models are either easy to spoof or infeasible to implement. Herein, a new model is proposed: Proof of Wankery (PoWank).