Guido T. MeijerAA) Institute of Divinatory Practices, Planet Earth The fields of biology and neuroscience depends for a large part on the training mice to perform certain tasks, such as escaping a maze. This practice is tedious and time consuming, especially when no unpaid interns are available to do the work for you. As inContinue reading “Leveraging Astrology to Optimize Behavioral Studies of Laboratory Mice”
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Pink and Fire: Computational Fluid Dynamics Simulation Analysis of My Recent Gender Reveal Party Disaster
In this paper, a inadequate CFD simulation engine is revamped to analyze my disastrous Gender Reveal party to get an insurance payout
Hypnotism-Administered Placebo Treatment for Susceptible Populations Suffering from Existential Dread
In this paper, it is proven that hypnotism is a safe and effective means of administering placebos…assuming the patient is mentally stable
The Future of Romance: Novel Techniques for Replacing your Boyfriend with Generative AI
After months of being single, I need to replace some positive behaviors of my Ex. I don’t want to text him so Generative AI it is
9 Undebatable Scientific Reasons the Nazca Mummies aren’t Aliens
In this flawless science paper, Hugh Mann, who doesn’t wear a skin suit, details nine key arguments debunking the Nazca mummy aliens
Me and My Friend Found Where the Coolest Part in My Room is Using the Heat Equation Because it is REALLY REALLY HOT OUTSIDE!
In this ground breaking article, Jack and Aaron use partial derivatives and the heat equation to find the coldest part of their room!
Cave Fossil Evidence Suggest Homo Naledi Behavior Similar to Our 23-Year-Old Son Who Won’t Move Out
In these ground breaking findings, it is deduced that the ancient Homo Naledi ancient Hominin were as messy as your son who won’t get a job
8 Scientific Arguments Debunking the Declassified UFO Videos
In this list of very scientific explanations, the declassified UFO videos are easily debunked and UFOs should never be talked about again
Which Step of the Krebs Cycle Are You?
In this personality quiz you can answer the aged old question, which part of the citric acid cycle your personality is closest to
Image Transfer Protocol Delivery Methods for sending Pocket Rocket Pictures to Tinder Matches
By adapting textbook networking data transfer protocols, a methodology is proposed to send pictures of my pocket rocket to my tinder matches