Using misunderstood AI tools, this paper generates evolutionary models of a proto-platypus species. Conclusion: God made the Platypus.
Tag Archives: Ecology
The Pirate Kitty Theory: How a House Cat Being let out led to the Extinction of the Dodo Bird
New evidence and a recently found pirate journal has discovered the culprit behind the Dodo’s extinction, a cat named Lord Whiskers
The Dincus and Nimbius Californicus Species Effects on Nine-Banded Armadillo Migration Patterns
Due to second order climate change environmental effects, Armadillos are migrating North at an accelerated rate
Ecological Impacts of Re-releasing Tourists into Yellowstone
This study has shown that reintroducing tourists into the fragile North American environment has caused a domino effect which will cause the eruption of the Yellowstone super volcano and end the Age of America.
Biologists Help Release Beached Garbage Back To Ocean
On Saturday, a group of marine biologists helped release some tragically beached garbage back into the Pacific Gulf. The beached garbage had been left stranded in the Biloxi MS beach for days before anybody decided to do anything about it. “It’s so sad to see this trash on our beaches,” Said Dr. Randy Caveman ofContinue reading “Biologists Help Release Beached Garbage Back To Ocean”
8 Motivational Posters to Stop CCD in your Bee Hive
Teaming up with our MBA program staff, these posters promote corporate hive values while encouraging productivity and inspiring worker bees who may be tempted to leave and cause Colony Collapse Disorder
Tracking International Terrorism with Mycorrhizal Networks
Common Mycorrhizal Networks are being used to spread radical religious ideology. This paper shows how we tracked it and decoded the tree language.