Tag Archives: Math

Novel Techniques for Infant Feeding Using an Everchanging System of Differential Equations

Using a 15-parameter set of differential equations we attempt to correctly feed my daughter without inducing too much spit up

Caelum Non Est ℵ₀: Emendatio Iactationis Pascalii per Ordines Infinitatis[1]

By applying aleph numbers we may finally expand Pascal’s wager to include all of the world religions (that fit on a single page)

De Trinitate Sancta ut Varietate Topologica Trium Dimensionum: On the Holy Trinity as a 3-Dimensional Topological Manifold

Hey der, in dis paper, me Pope Leo XIV show the Trinity as Topologically Sound in da form of a 3-Manifold 3-Sphere

Who’s a Good Boy? A Metropolis-Hastings Approach to Determining Foster Dog Names of Unknown Origin

Using the Metropolis-Hastings we attempt to determine my foster dog Barney’s pre-shelter name which doesn’t correspond with his real name

Can you stop the grieving mathematician from resurrecting their dead hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox?

In this choose your adventure you must convince your roommate to not resurrect her hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox

Unlocking Human Behavior: A Feline Exploration of Vocalizations and Behavioral Variations for Optimal Wet Food Provision from the Servant Human Class

In this ground breaking paper, machine learning is used to determine the optimum chain of cat behaviors to procure wet food

Me and My Friend Found Where the Coolest Part in My Room is Using the Heat Equation Because it is REALLY REALLY HOT OUTSIDE!

In this ground breaking article, Jack and Aaron use partial derivatives and the heat equation to find the coldest part of their room!