Using my son Ethan and his friends, we develop methods to use toddlers to generate random numbers for scientific experiments
You’ve just gotten an internship helping Dr. Smyth find a connection between Ska music and Chimpanzee Cognitive abilities. Can you help him?!
The Bayesian Man was given a terrible suggestion at Scooper Doopers. Even with Metropolis-Hastings he can’t decide after 100s of samples
Local Bayesian man has been spending hours at his local gyms squat rack in search of a better defined posterior.
Scatterplot analysis shows the optimal way to win at bar trivia. After bayesian analysis team size is determined to be the best predictor.
Researchers replace missing ancient religious data with Age of Mythology Simulation
These Markov Models allow anyone to ruin their own weekends with almost no household chores. All you have to do is optimize state transition!
Pope Francis is in hot water for neglecting to apologize for the Catholic Church’s mistreatment of statisticians who make empirical assumptions
Tiffany’s mood swings have become even more difficult to predict. Using Time-Series Analysis, these models can effectively find the best time to binge video games without starting an argument
Both Activation Functions and Disney Princesses are super derivative. Why not imagine all the classic AFs as DPs?!?