Tag Archives: Machine Learning

Ellipsoidal Palm-line Convolutional Chaotic Filter with Training from Several Palms allows Remote and Discreet Prediction of Target’s Future

Using Future Derivative Vectors an ML algorithm is trained to predict your future based on your palm lines

Can you design and train an ML algorithm for this Pandas Sex Dataset? An ML Choose Your Own Adventure!

Using supervised, unsupervised, or reinforcement learning can you design an ML algorithm for these Pandas sex datasets? In this Choose Your Own Adventure

Proto-Platypus Species Generative Modeling: Search for the Ancestors of Nature’s Most Diverse Creature

Using misunderstood AI tools, this paper generates evolutionary models of a proto-platypus species. Conclusion: God made the Platypus.

Computer Vision Object Permanence Detection Algorithm for my Clingy Robot Dog

Using astral plane sifting feature extraction and a deep CNN we not only taught my robot dog Daisy Object Permanence but discovered ghosts

A Loopy Belief Propagation Factor Graph Simulation of my Grandma Nonna’s Insane Facebook Feed

Using a Loopy Belief Propagation network, the fine researchers of CLU were finally able to explain their grandparents online radicalization.

A Time-Series Analysis of my Girlfriends Mood Swings

Tiffany’s mood swings have become even more difficult to predict. Using Time-Series Analysis, these models can effectively find the best time to binge video games without starting an argument