Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients

The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!

A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room is Never Clean and Why I Shouldn’t have to Clean it Up Everyday Like Mommy Tells Me To

Hello I am Jack Lee and I am in the 2nd Grade. I hate cleaning my room and think it’s particle physics fault and not mine! I like Legos.

A Comprehensive Treatise on the Applications of de Broglie Wavelengths for Macroscopic Objects

This this revolutionary study, three friends determine how difficult it would be to diffract their friend Raina in a double slit experiment

Proposed Detection of Ghosts by Mass Spectrometry-Spectral Presence Origin-Omics Kinetic Yield (MS-SPOOKY)

Ghost hunting has yet to consider the realm of laboratory instrumentation for detection and visualization of ghosts. Here we do it with Mass Spectronomy!