The Putin Protein and its Role in Invasive Russocarcinoma

The protein “putin” normally acts to regulate the flow of methane through the digestive system. However, a nonsense mutation of the corresponding KGB gene results in an antimorphic protein, “RASputin” which is linked to a highly invasive cancer known as russocarcinoma.

Sub-Nyquist Sampling While Listening to my Girlfriend

By using the Discrete Tiffany Fourier Transform and the Xampling Scheme, you can now listen to Tiffany below the Nyquist Sampling Rate

8 Topological Knots they Tragically Stopped Teaching in the Boy Scouts of America

Back in the day, they used to teach way more knot-theory in the Boy scouts! Here are some knots our kids are missing out on.

The Cat Homing Infrared Laser Drone Defense (CHILD) System: A Novel Approach to Suburban Defense

In this scientific research article, we designed, prototyped and tested an integrated air defense against government spy birds