A Computationally Efficient Solution to the Simultaneous Localization and Mapping (SLAM) problem in Houses of Mirrors

A Novel SLAM algorithm was developed and implemented in real hardware that wasn’t just a prop to navigate through a House of Mirrors

Scatterplots, Scattershots, and Scatterbrains: Using Graphic Modeling in Assessing the Optimal Size of Trivia Teams

Scatterplot analysis shows the optimal way to win at bar trivia. After bayesian analysis team size is determined to be the best predictor.

A Time-Series Analysis of my Girlfriends Mood Swings

Tiffany’s mood swings have become even more difficult to predict. Using Time-Series Analysis, these models can effectively find the best time to binge video games without starting an argument

The Nihilistic Network Management Model: An Optimal Approach to Cybersecurity

The Nihilistic philosophy, while a terrible philosophy to live by, is a fantastic framework for a network management model. It balances flexible configuration management, performance while creating a secure network environment.

Ecological Impacts of Re-releasing Tourists into Yellowstone

This study has shown that reintroducing tourists into the fragile North American environment has caused a domino effect which will cause the eruption of the Yellowstone super volcano and end the Age of America.

Cultural Discoveries from Ancient Assyrian Gilgamesh FanFiction

In a newly discovered library of Ancient Assyrian texts we find a many different Gilgamesh FanFictions for an Assyrian audience.

Quantum Computing Applications in Competitive StarCraft

We created, developed, and tested a Quantum Computer specifically designed for a professional StarCraft 2 Zerg player. It was nearly unbeatable in online play.