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Frank Furious and the Very Cross Coupling: A Pre-Emptive Eulogy
Me and My Best Friend Aaron Prove the 3n+1 Problem even though it is a REALLY Hard Problem
In this landmark mathematical proof, two 2nd graders Jack and Aaron create a proof of the Collatz Conjecture
Synthesis and Characterization of a Novel Nitrotoluene Polymer: TNTP
We report the first synthesis of poly(TNT), and an appraisal of its properties and commercial potential.
A Comparative Analysis of Four-Leaf Clover Induced Luck
Four-leaf clover luck is measured by the winnings of 28 gamblers holding different good luck charms at the run down casino across the street
On the Bending of SPOONS
Quantum mechanical calculations were performed on SPOONS that show that there is not an inherent tendency for SPOONS to bend.
EluciDATE: Matchmaking for Scientists
We report the development of a dedicated networking platform to facilitate professional and romantic matchmaking for scientists.
10 Mathematical Series Leaving Netflix This Month YOU GOTTA WATCH BEFORE THEY’RE GONE OR YOU’LL BE A SOCIAL PARIAH!
Here are the MUST SEE mathematical series leaving Netflix THIS MONTH. OMG, if you haven’t seen these yet, better take a Mental Health day to just watch em!
Supernatural Products: An Illiterature Review
Supernatural products are just like any other molecules, only more so. This illiterature review presents a recap of supernatural products with structures that have been elucidated or reassigned in the last decade(ish).
On The Tardiness Of Coworkers And How To Exploit It
In this groundbreaking research, we determine the optimum amount of time to show up late to a meeting by arbitrarily assigning numbers to things