In this flawless science paper, Hugh Mann, who doesn’t wear a skin suit, details nine key arguments debunking the Nazca mummy aliens
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Me and My Friend Found Where the Coolest Part in My Room is Using the Heat Equation Because it is REALLY REALLY HOT OUTSIDE!
In this ground breaking article, Jack and Aaron use partial derivatives and the heat equation to find the coldest part of their room!
Cave Fossil Evidence Suggest Homo Naledi Behavior Similar to Our 23-Year-Old Son Who Won’t Move Out
In these ground breaking findings, it is deduced that the ancient Homo Naledi ancient Hominin were as messy as your son who won’t get a job
Synthesis and Characterisation of a Slightly-Above-Room-Temperature Superconductor
We report the first Synthesis of a Slightly-Above-Room-Temperature Superconductor: SK-431
8 Scientific Arguments Debunking the Declassified UFO Videos
In this list of very scientific explanations, the declassified UFO videos are easily debunked and UFOs should never be talked about again
Image Transfer Protocol Delivery Methods for sending Pocket Rocket Pictures to Tinder Matches
By adapting textbook networking data transfer protocols, a methodology is proposed to send pictures of my pocket rocket to my tinder matches
12 Absolutely Annoying Comments from Reviewer #2 I 👏Get👏Literally👏All👏The👏 Time! Like Chill 🥶
OMG, Reviewer #2 comments are the ABSOLUTE WORST! Here are some of the worst one’s I just got in my recent paper!
“Et al.” :The First Jabde Book!
Now proudly announcing our book of some of our best articles compiled just for your reading pleasure or an unsuspecting coffee table
Comparative Space Saving Highway Interchange Design
Using Smart Concrete and M.C. Escher Drawings this paper compares the effectiveness of loop-de-loops and Mobius strips for highway on-ramps
Log-log-likelihood of Black Walnut in Random Forestry
Wyatt Johnson, an honest logger, uses a Maximum Log-Log Likelihood estimator to find the prized Black Walnut ‘Old Wilbur’ on his friend’s property