Utilitarianism, Shame, and Mysticism: Autonomous Vehicle Moral Compass Design and Analysis

Using ethics from utilitarianism, shame-culture, and the Church of Asphalt Day Saints, this paper designs a moral compass for AVs

8 Mind Blowing James Webb Telescope Images Tragically Ruined by Someone’s Finger in Front of the Mirror

No one quite knows how the fingers got there, but even the JWST isn’t immune to having its pictures ruined by a misplaced thumb

Proto-Platypus Species Generative Modeling: Search for the Ancestors of Nature’s Most Diverse Creature

Using misunderstood AI tools, this paper generates evolutionary models of a proto-platypus species. Conclusion: God made the Platypus.