Scientists have discovered flourishing life underneath an Illinois Bachelors couch. This discovery has baffled most experts as this couch hasn’t been moved in years and these creatures have been thriving and surviving on zero sunlight. There is still on going analysis as the scientists who made the discovery still don’t have any idea what theyContinue reading “Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch”
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Dozens of Image Servers Destroyed in Artist Labor Solidarity
Artists destroy image servers to save their jobs from Open AI’s DALL-E trained neural network which creates artwork from a text prompt.
Cultural Discoveries from Ancient Assyrian Gilgamesh FanFiction
In a newly discovered library of Ancient Assyrian texts we find a many different Gilgamesh FanFictions for an Assyrian audience.
GME Galactic Federation Land Grab Foiled by Online Degenerates
The Galactic Federation is land grabbing retail stores through hedge funds to spread 5G across the world.
17 Edgiest Anime Characters by Discrete Fourier Transform High Pass Filter
We put images of anime characters through a High Pass Filter and listed the most edgy ones.
Quantum Computing Applications in Competitive StarCraft
We created, developed, and tested a Quantum Computer specifically designed for a professional StarCraft 2 Zerg player. It was nearly unbeatable in online play.
Twitter erupts as many bash Bill Nye’s apology
Twitter is angry at Bill Nye for an inadequate apology, click on this article to find out….just how angry twitter is at Bill Nye
7 HOT Photography Drones in 2021 (and no other hidden purposes)
Here are the top 7 drones primarily used for real estate photography and in no way a quick and agile security force.
Waze Programmer Fired for Writing Ex’s Name in LA Traffic
If you live in Los Angeles, you may have noticed some odd traffic in the last few days. While Christmas traffic has been known to cause strange and unusually heavy conditions around the 405 and the 101, the seasonal congestion had nothing to do with the unusual traffic patterns observed last Saturday. An engineer responsibleContinue reading “Waze Programmer Fired for Writing Ex’s Name in LA Traffic”
Nuclear Applications of Gogurt and other 90’s Nostalgia
Reapplication of Gogurt, Baja Blast and Capri Suns as nuclear insulators
