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A Meta-Analysis of the Gender Wage Gap in Professional Wrestling
In this Study, data sets from four decades of Pro-Wrestling Data sets are analyzed to reveal that we still don’t know how to stop Sexism
Moving Company Drops James Webb Telescope
The James Webb space telescope got broken by the movers and it all would have been okay if they just used some more bubble wrap.
‘Yo mama’ Jokes as a Metric of Psychosexual Development
Every ‘yo mama’ joke conveys major psychosexual Themes which is a major indicator of a person’s level of sexual maturity.
Basketane Carrying Capacity and a Closer Look at the Atom Economy
What can one even buy in an atom economy like this? How much can I carry in my basketane, and how much will it cost? Through this research we have concluded nothing.
8 Signs of Life NASA is Looking for on Mars
The search for life on mars has been going on for years. Here are some of the top things NASA is hoping to find which implicate life!
MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics
MathWorks will reportedly spend a billion dollars to rehab centers for involvement in MatLab Addiction epidemic
A Partial Total Synthesis of Impracticatechol
An elegant procedure for the progression towards the total synthesis of Impracticatechol.
An Informal Synthesis of an En-yn-en-yn-ol
An inefficient, laborious and time consuming synthetic method for the preparation of an en-yn-en-yn-ol is reported
DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities
DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities, specifically the machismo pilot culture.