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Comparative Space Saving Highway Interchange Design
Using Smart Concrete and M.C. Escher Drawings this paper compares the effectiveness of loop-de-loops and Mobius strips for highway on-ramps
Log-log-likelihood of Black Walnut in Random Forestry
Wyatt Johnson, an honest logger, uses a Maximum Log-Log Likelihood estimator to find the prized Black Walnut ‘Old Wilbur’ on his friend’s property
Breaking Up with your Girlfriend but not your Friends:A Cyclic Graph Algorithm for Social NetworkPreservation
By structuring his friend groups in a cyclic graph, Chad designs an algorithm to maintain friendships after breaking it off with Tiffany
NSF to Change Scientific Review Process for Faster More Exciting Science and Better TV Ratings
To get the youths interested in science, the NSF is changing the rules of the peer review process for faster science and better tv ratings
The Structural Determination, Total Synthesis and Endochronicity of Thiotimoline
The natural product thiotimoline was isolated from the bark of Rosaceae Karlsbadensis rufo and its structure was unambiguously determined by time-resolved X-ray crystallomancy and spectroscopy. A total synthesis of thiotimoline was conducted following a convergent strategy. The pivotal transformations in this synthesis were a tandem Suzuki-Miyaura/Schinkenfaust radical cross-spifflication, a Szymankowszczyzna allylic inquisition and a [3+2+3+2] Puccini-Gershwin echocyclisation in A♭ major. An unnatural isomer of thiotimoline was also synthesised, and a theory of kairality and chronomers is presented and discussed.
Capra stabilis: The Mythical Mountain Goat with Uneven Legs
This literature review summarises the current body of knowledge concerning Capra stabilis, the even-toed ungulate commonly known as the dahu.
Ellipsoidal Palm-line Convolutional Chaotic Filter with Training from Several Palms allows Remote and Discreet Prediction of Target’s Future
Using Future Derivative Vectors an ML algorithm is trained to predict your future based on your palm lines
Frank Furious and the Very Cross Coupling: A Pre-Emptive Eulogy
Me and My Best Friend Aaron Prove the 3n+1 Problem even though it is a REALLY Hard Problem
In this landmark mathematical proof, two 2nd graders Jack and Aaron create a proof of the Collatz Conjecture