DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities, specifically the machismo pilot culture.
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Markov Models for Ruining your Weekend: A Comparative Study
These Markov Models allow anyone to ruin their own weekends with almost no household chores. All you have to do is optimize state transition!
Netflix to make Anime Adaption of ‘Analysis and Design of Linear Circuits’
Netflix’s creating an action packed Manga styled Anime adaption of ‘Analysis and Design of Linear Circuits’
Evidence Proves Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Released from Eastern European Lab
Evidence Proves Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Released from Eastern European Lab
What Spectrum do you see in?
Ever wonder what the wavelength is of the light you see? Maybe you can see through permeable objects like superman, or the background radiation of the universe like someone who meditated for a long time. Answer these questions, and find out what spectrum you see!
CRISPR Baby’s First Words Successfully “Hello World”
CRISPR baby says “Hello World” for her first words verifying that the process can successfully edit genes in the embryo
Community Immunization Techniques on a Hesitant Population: Adaptations from Vampire Bat Rabies Immunizations
Rabies Vaccination techniques for Vampire Bats are adapted to the American Anti-Vaxxer population
Grad Student Births Graph after 9 months of Labor
Cranberry-Lemon mathematics grad student Jane Simmons is a proud mother of a brand new graph. Despite her doctor and advisor’s due date of six months ago, it took Jane 9 months of labor and gestation to birth the new graph.
Ecological Impacts of Re-releasing Tourists into Yellowstone
This study has shown that reintroducing tourists into the fragile North American environment has caused a domino effect which will cause the eruption of the Yellowstone super volcano and end the Age of America.
Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch
Scientists have discovered flourishing life underneath an Illinois Bachelors couch. This discovery has baffled most experts as this couch hasn’t been moved in years and these creatures have been thriving and surviving on zero sunlight. There is still on going analysis as the scientists who made the discovery still don’t have any idea what theyContinue reading “Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch”