Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients

The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!

A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room is Never Clean and Why I Shouldn’t have to Clean it Up Everyday Like Mommy Tells Me To

Hello I am Jack Lee and I am in the 2nd Grade. I hate cleaning my room and think it’s particle physics fault and not mine! I like Legos.

8 Sexually Graphic Violin Plots banned in Texan Textbooks and Journals for being too Suggestive

These violin plots look a little too like a certain body part for Texans to be comfortable showing them to their kids

Local Crypto-Bro reportedly Rebounding with Generative AI: only three weeks after FTX crash!

A now Ex-Crypto-Bro is moving on from his obsession with Crypto currency to generative AI some would say too soon even for a rebound

Can you explain your grad school research to relatives over Thanksgiving Dinner?

You are going home for Thanksgiving and your family wants you to explain what you’re studying through this Choose Your Own Adventure