NASA Scientists confirm Lithuanian Doom-Rock Metal sounds more like Ethiopian Pornogrind Wherewolf Core on Mars

After countless experiments, NASA confirms that Lithuanian Doom-Rock sounds more like Ethiopian Pornogrind Wherewolf Core on Mars

The Putin Protein and its Role in Invasive Russocarcinoma

The protein “putin” normally acts to regulate the flow of methane through the digestive system. However, a nonsense mutation of the corresponding KGB gene results in an antimorphic protein, “RASputin” which is linked to a highly invasive cancer known as russocarcinoma.