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Tag Archives: Humor
A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room is Never Clean and Why I Shouldn’t have to Clean it Up Everyday Like Mommy Tells Me To
Hello I am Jack Lee and I am in the 2nd Grade. I hate cleaning my room and think it’s particle physics fault and not mine! I like Legos.
Freudian Psychoanalysis of my Boyfriend’s Gun Collection
Using archaic Freudian Psychoanalysis, Tiffany analyzes her boyfriend Chad to determine why he keeps buying guns
8 Sexually Graphic Violin Plots banned in Texan Textbooks and Journals for being too Suggestive
These violin plots look a little too like a certain body part for Texans to be comfortable showing them to their kids
Local Crypto-Bro reportedly Rebounding with Generative AI: only three weeks after FTX crash!
A now Ex-Crypto-Bro is moving on from his obsession with Crypto currency to generative AI some would say too soon even for a rebound
38 Things Real Programmers Do, and you probably aren’t one if you don’t do them all
There’s a lot of different ways of coding, but when it comes to programming professionally, here are 38 things you HAVE TO DO!
Can you explain your grad school research to relatives over Thanksgiving Dinner?
You are going home for Thanksgiving and your family wants you to explain what you’re studying through this Choose Your Own Adventure
Full Cycle Banana Fission Reactor Design and Analysis
This revolutionary study designs a clean and sustainable source of energy using the renewable energy source of radioactive bananas
Which of Maxwell’s Equations are you?
Take this quiz to find out which of Maxwell’s equations are you based on your personality, hopefully none, cause that’d be weird
Ray Tracing and Optical Design of Healing Crystals based Adaptive Optics
Using a series of healing crystals suspended in a field of burnt sage smoke, we made an adaptive optics framework to truly see Jeffrey