CRISPR baby says “Hello World” for her first words verifying that the process can successfully edit genes in the embryo
Tag Archives: Humor
Quantum Computing Applications in Competitive StarCraft
We created, developed, and tested a Quantum Computer specifically designed for a professional StarCraft 2 Zerg player. It was nearly unbeatable in online play.
Using GPT-2 To Optimize Twitter Bots for Maximum Virtue Signaling
In this paper, we developed a twitter bot using GPT-2 to optimize virtue signaling for a progressive target demographic.
Technology for the new Space Force uniform didn’t even exist 10 years ago!
The wait is finally over, the newest branch of the U. S. Military has announced what their members will be called and wear (which is obviously more important than what they will “do”). The Guardians now have finally joined the family of Soldiers, Sailors, Airman, Marines and puddle pirates with headquarters at Patrick AFB, Florida.Continue reading “Technology for the new Space Force uniform didn’t even exist 10 years ago!”
7 HOT Photography Drones in 2021 (and no other hidden purposes)
Here are the top 7 drones primarily used for real estate photography and in no way a quick and agile security force.
Waze Programmer Fired for Writing Ex’s Name in LA Traffic
If you live in Los Angeles, you may have noticed some odd traffic in the last few days. While Christmas traffic has been known to cause strange and unusually heavy conditions around the 405 and the 101, the seasonal congestion had nothing to do with the unusual traffic patterns observed last Saturday. An engineer responsibleContinue reading “Waze Programmer Fired for Writing Ex’s Name in LA Traffic”
Nuclear Applications of Gogurt and other 90’s Nostalgia
Reapplication of Gogurt, Baja Blast and Capri Suns as nuclear insulators
Astronomers warn of Emergence of Super Capricorns in aftermath of Christmas Star
The alignment of Jupiter and Saturn has caused the babies born in the next mont to be terrible workaholic monsters.
8 Motivational Posters to Stop CCD in your Bee Hive
Teaming up with our MBA program staff, these posters promote corporate hive values while encouraging productivity and inspiring worker bees who may be tempted to leave and cause Colony Collapse Disorder
Adaptive Smart Grids for Migratory Government Drones
The proliferation of cheaply produced surveillance micro UAVs fueled by low voltage power lines and a loose interpretation of the fourth amendment has devastated America’s electric grid. This paper aims to develop a framework for creating a smart grid capable of gracefully handling unpredictable loads caused by migratory government drones.
