The Putin Protein and its Role in Invasive Russocarcinoma

The protein “putin” normally acts to regulate the flow of methane through the digestive system. However, a nonsense mutation of the corresponding KGB gene results in an antimorphic protein, “RASputin” which is linked to a highly invasive cancer known as russocarcinoma.

Community Immunization Techniques on a Hesitant Population: Adaptations from Vampire Bat Rabies Immunizations

Rabies Vaccination techniques for Vampire Bats are adapted to the American Anti-Vaxxer population

Dietetic Benefits of Simple Carbohydrates and Bovine Byproduct in Low Earth Orbit

In this paper the full physical-mental impact of a Mac and Cheese Only Diet in space is examined in Low Earth Orbit