Flavortown in the Brain: Localizing generators of hedonic food response in the forebrains of foodies

In this Landmark Study; fMRI results, bland oatmeal, and a cheese burger has successfully located the flavortown center of the brain

The Putin Protein and its Role in Invasive Russocarcinoma

The protein “putin” normally acts to regulate the flow of methane through the digestive system. However, a nonsense mutation of the corresponding KGB gene results in an antimorphic protein, “RASputin” which is linked to a highly invasive cancer known as russocarcinoma.

Community Immunization Techniques on a Hesitant Population: Adaptations from Vampire Bat Rabies Immunizations

Rabies Vaccination techniques for Vampire Bats are adapted to the American Anti-Vaxxer population

Dietetic Benefits of Simple Carbohydrates and Bovine Byproduct in Low Earth Orbit

In this paper the full physical-mental impact of a Mac and Cheese Only Diet in space is examined in Low Earth Orbit