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Category Archives: Medical Science
9 Undebatable Scientific Reasons the Nazca Mummies aren’t Aliens
In this flawless science paper, Hugh Mann, who doesn’t wear a skin suit, details nine key arguments debunking the Nazca mummy aliens
Flavortown in the Brain: Localizing generators of hedonic food response in the forebrains of foodies
In this Landmark Study; fMRI results, bland oatmeal, and a cheese burger has successfully located the flavortown center of the brain
Non-Dietary Lipid Reduction Techniques: Movement Based Approaches
There’s only one way to reduce lipid layers without a strict diet and that’s to RUN RUN DO PUSHUPS RUN SOME MORE, SITUPS AND MORE RUNNING!
The Putin Protein and its Role in Invasive Russocarcinoma
The protein “putin” normally acts to regulate the flow of methane through the digestive system. However, a nonsense mutation of the corresponding KGB gene results in an antimorphic protein, “RASputin” which is linked to a highly invasive cancer known as russocarcinoma.
Safe Optogenetics Techniques in Reducing Driving Faux Pas in Mice
Mice are taught to drive with less anti-social behavior through the use of Optogenetics (sticking a blue LED in the brain)
Community Immunization Techniques on a Hesitant Population: Adaptations from Vampire Bat Rabies Immunizations
Rabies Vaccination techniques for Vampire Bats are adapted to the American Anti-Vaxxer population
Dietetic Benefits of Simple Carbohydrates and Bovine Byproduct in Low Earth Orbit
In this paper the full physical-mental impact of a Mac and Cheese Only Diet in space is examined in Low Earth Orbit