9 Undebatable Scientific Reasons the Nazca Mummies aren’t Aliens

In this flawless science paper, Hugh Mann, who doesn’t wear a skin suit, details nine key arguments debunking the Nazca mummy aliens

Me and My Friend Found Where the Coolest Part in My Room is Using the Heat Equation Because it is REALLY REALLY HOT OUTSIDE!

In this ground breaking article, Jack and Aaron use partial derivatives and the heat equation to find the coldest part of their room!

Cave Fossil Evidence Suggest Homo Naledi Behavior Similar to Our 23-Year-Old Son Who Won’t Move Out

In these ground breaking findings, it is deduced that the ancient Homo Naledi ancient Hominin were as messy as your son who won’t get a job

Image Transfer Protocol Delivery Methods for sending Pocket Rocket Pictures to Tinder Matches

By adapting textbook networking data transfer protocols, a methodology is proposed to send pictures of my pocket rocket to my tinder matches

12 Absolutely Annoying Comments from Reviewer #2 I 👏Get👏Literally👏All👏The👏 Time! Like Chill 🥶

OMG, Reviewer #2 comments are the ABSOLUTE WORST! Here are some of the worst one’s I just got in my recent paper!

Log-log-likelihood of Black Walnut in Random Forestry

Wyatt Johnson, an honest logger, uses a Maximum Log-Log Likelihood estimator to find the prized Black Walnut ‘Old Wilbur’ on his friend’s property

Breaking Up with your Girlfriend but not your Friends:A Cyclic Graph Algorithm for Social NetworkPreservation

By structuring his friend groups in a cyclic graph, Chad designs an algorithm to maintain friendships after breaking it off with Tiffany