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The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect: How America Believes in a Fictional Politician
In this revolutionary study we finally find proof showing how more than 90% of Americans believe Sarah Palin is a real person.
Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3
Using Operant Conditioning Methods, several positive and negative stimuli are used to decrease my boyfriend’s Witcher 3 Play Time
The Great Rabbit War of 863AD: Myth or Historical Fact?
Literary evidence paired with hard archaeological data (rusty coke cans) confirm the true site of the Great Rabbit Wars!
A Meta-Analysis of the Gender Wage Gap in Professional Wrestling
In this Study, data sets from four decades of Pro-Wrestling Data sets are analyzed to reveal that we still don’t know how to stop Sexism
Safe Optogenetics Techniques in Reducing Driving Faux Pas in Mice
Mice are taught to drive with less anti-social behavior through the use of Optogenetics (sticking a blue LED in the brain)
Geologists Debate over Trevor’s Mom’s Age
With radiocarbon, surface exposure, and Chronostratigraphy dating scientists argue whether or not Trevor’s mom is 3000 years old or 250Million
A Computationally Efficient Solution to the Simultaneous Localization and Mapping (SLAM) problem in Houses of Mirrors
A Novel SLAM algorithm was developed and implemented in real hardware that wasn’t just a prop to navigate through a House of Mirrors
Bayesian Man seeking more defined Posterior won’t give up the Squat Rack
Local Bayesian man has been spending hours at his local gyms squat rack in search of a better defined posterior.
Scatterplots, Scattershots, and Scatterbrains: Using Graphic Modeling in Assessing the Optimal Size of Trivia Teams
Scatterplot analysis shows the optimal way to win at bar trivia. After bayesian analysis team size is determined to be the best predictor.