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Tag Archives: News

CERN Experiment Disproves Physics! Or just bad measurements

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According to the results of a recent Hadron Colider experiment, the standard physics model is completely wrong, or it was just a bad reading.

Posted byB McGrawApril 17, 2022April 19, 2022Posted inNewsTags:CERN, Funny, News, Physics, Satire, Science3 Comments on CERN Experiment Disproves Physics! Or just bad measurements

“I’m on the last bug” Reports Local Software Developer

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Local software developer John Walters is on his fifth ‘last bug’ of his code but he has a hunch all of his problems are connected somehow.

Posted byB McGrawFebruary 20, 2022February 20, 2022Posted inNewsTags:Coding, Debugging, Humor, News, SoftwareLeave a comment on “I’m on the last bug” Reports Local Software Developer

Area Grad Student Still Explaining what they study to Grandparents over Thanksgiving Dinner

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An area grad student in an ECE program specializing in Signals Processing tries to explain what she does to her grandparents

Posted byB McGrawNovember 24, 2021November 24, 2021Posted inNewsTags:Engineering, Humor, News, SatireLeave a comment on Area Grad Student Still Explaining what they study to Grandparents over Thanksgiving Dinner

Moving Company Drops James Webb Telescope

The James Webb space telescope got broken by the movers and it all would have been okay if they just used some more bubble wrap.

Posted byB McGrawOctober 3, 2021October 3, 2021Posted inNewsTags:James Webb, NASA, News, Satire, SpaceLeave a comment on Moving Company Drops James Webb Telescope

Bayesian Man still Sampling Ice Cream after Bad Recommendation

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The Bayesian Man was given a terrible suggestion at Scooper Doopers. Even with Metropolis-Hastings he can’t decide after 100s of samples

Posted byB McGrawSeptember 12, 2021September 12, 2021Posted inNewsTags:Bayesian, Data Science, Ice Cream, News, StatisticsLeave a comment on Bayesian Man still Sampling Ice Cream after Bad Recommendation

MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics

MathWorks will reportedly spend a billion dollars to rehab centers for involvement in MatLab Addiction epidemic

Posted byB McGrawAugust 22, 2021August 22, 2021Posted inNewsTags:Engineering, Humor, MatLab, News, Parody, Programming, SatireLeave a comment on MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics

DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities

DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities, specifically the machismo pilot culture.

Posted byreginaldabernathyjabdeJuly 9, 2021September 18, 2021Posted inNewsTags:Artificial Intelligence, Autonomous Systems, Funny, Humor, News, Parody, pilot, Satire, UAV1 Comment on DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities

Evidence Proves Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Released from Eastern European Lab

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Evidence Proves Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Released from Eastern European Lab

Posted byS RohrenjeanJune 8, 2021September 18, 2021Posted inNewsTags:Conspiracies, FDA, Flamin Hot Cheetos, Funny, Humor, Moldavia, News, SatireLeave a comment on Evidence Proves Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Released from Eastern European Lab

Boston Dynamics Robots Reveal Years of Abuse

Boston Dynamics quadraped robot Big Dog comes forward with allegations against their developers abusing them in stability and dance testing

Posted byB McGrawMarch 28, 2021September 18, 2021Posted inNewsTags:Boston Dynamics, Ethics, Funny, News, Parody, Robotics, Scandal, Science, Test and EvaluationLeave a comment on Boston Dynamics Robots Reveal Years of Abuse

Grad Student Births Graph after 9 months of Labor

Cranberry-Lemon mathematics grad student Jane Simmons is a proud mother of a brand new graph. Despite her doctor and advisor’s due date of six months ago, it took Jane 9 months of labor and gestation to birth the new graph.

Posted byB McGrawMarch 8, 2021September 18, 2021Posted inNewsTags:Babies, Child Birth, Funny, Math, News, Pregnancy, Satire, StatisticsLeave a comment on Grad Student Births Graph after 9 months of Labor

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