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Bayesian Man still Sampling Ice Cream after Bad Recommendation
The Bayesian Man was given a terrible suggestion at Scooper Doopers. Even with Metropolis-Hastings he can’t decide after 100s of samples
MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics
MathWorks will reportedly spend a billion dollars to rehab centers for involvement in MatLab Addiction epidemic
DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities
DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities, specifically the machismo pilot culture.
Evidence Proves Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Released from Eastern European Lab
Evidence Proves Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Released from Eastern European Lab
Boston Dynamics Robots Reveal Years of Abuse
Boston Dynamics quadraped robot Big Dog comes forward with allegations against their developers abusing them in stability and dance testing
Grad Student Births Graph after 9 months of Labor
Cranberry-Lemon mathematics grad student Jane Simmons is a proud mother of a brand new graph. Despite her doctor and advisor’s due date of six months ago, it took Jane 9 months of labor and gestation to birth the new graph.
NASA saves $1k on Perseverance iMac processor only to spend 200k on Apple Care
While the NASA engineers saved money by running Perseverance on a 1998 iMac processor they spent 200k on apple care that covers the space radiation of Mars
Biologists Help Release Beached Garbage Back To Ocean
On Saturday, a group of marine biologists helped release some tragically beached garbage back into the Pacific Gulf. The beached garbage had been left stranded in the Biloxi MS beach for days before anybody decided to do anything about it. “It’s so sad to see this trash on our beaches,” Said Dr. Randy Caveman ofContinue reading “Biologists Help Release Beached Garbage Back To Ocean”
Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch
Scientists have discovered flourishing life underneath an Illinois Bachelors couch. This discovery has baffled most experts as this couch hasn’t been moved in years and these creatures have been thriving and surviving on zero sunlight. There is still on going analysis as the scientists who made the discovery still don’t have any idea what theyContinue reading “Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch”