According to the results of a recent Hadron Colider experiment, the standard physics model is completely wrong, or it was just a bad reading.
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“I’m on the last bug” Reports Local Software Developer
Local software developer John Walters is on his fifth ‘last bug’ of his code but he has a hunch all of his problems are connected somehow.
Area Grad Student Still Explaining what they study to Grandparents over Thanksgiving Dinner
An area grad student in an ECE program specializing in Signals Processing tries to explain what she does to her grandparents
Moving Company Drops James Webb Telescope
The James Webb space telescope got broken by the movers and it all would have been okay if they just used some more bubble wrap.
Bayesian Man still Sampling Ice Cream after Bad Recommendation
The Bayesian Man was given a terrible suggestion at Scooper Doopers. Even with Metropolis-Hastings he can’t decide after 100s of samples
MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics
MathWorks will reportedly spend a billion dollars to rehab centers for involvement in MatLab Addiction epidemic
DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities
DoD Autonomous UAV Program Struggles to Match Pilot Capabilities, specifically the machismo pilot culture.
Evidence Proves Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Released from Eastern European Lab
Evidence Proves Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Released from Eastern European Lab
Boston Dynamics Robots Reveal Years of Abuse
Boston Dynamics quadraped robot Big Dog comes forward with allegations against their developers abusing them in stability and dance testing
Grad Student Births Graph after 9 months of Labor
Cranberry-Lemon mathematics grad student Jane Simmons is a proud mother of a brand new graph. Despite her doctor and advisor’s due date of six months ago, it took Jane 9 months of labor and gestation to birth the new graph.