On Saturday, a group of marine biologists helped release some tragically beached garbage back into the Pacific Gulf. The beached garbage had been left stranded in the Biloxi MS beach for days before anybody decided to do anything about it. “It’s so sad to see this trash on our beaches,” Said Dr. Randy Caveman ofContinue reading “Biologists Help Release Beached Garbage Back To Ocean”
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Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch
Scientists have discovered flourishing life underneath an Illinois Bachelors couch. This discovery has baffled most experts as this couch hasn’t been moved in years and these creatures have been thriving and surviving on zero sunlight. There is still on going analysis as the scientists who made the discovery still don’t have any idea what theyContinue reading “Surprised Scientists Discover Life Under Illinois Bachelors Couch”
Dozens of Image Servers Destroyed in Artist Labor Solidarity
Artists destroy image servers to save their jobs from Open AI’s DALL-E trained neural network which creates artwork from a text prompt.
Everything You Need to Know about the Polar Vortex Collapse
The Polar Vortex is here! Check out these useful tips and information to explain the phenomenon and keep you and your family safe from the cold and Wim Hof.
Technology for the new Space Force uniform didn’t even exist 10 years ago!
The wait is finally over, the newest branch of the U. S. Military has announced what their members will be called and wear (which is obviously more important than what they will “do”). The Guardians now have finally joined the family of Soldiers, Sailors, Airman, Marines and puddle pirates with headquarters at Patrick AFB, Florida.Continue reading “Technology for the new Space Force uniform didn’t even exist 10 years ago!”
Twitter erupts as many bash Bill Nye’s apology
Twitter is angry at Bill Nye for an inadequate apology, click on this article to find out….just how angry twitter is at Bill Nye
Waze Programmer Fired for Writing Ex’s Name in LA Traffic
If you live in Los Angeles, you may have noticed some odd traffic in the last few days. While Christmas traffic has been known to cause strange and unusually heavy conditions around the 405 and the 101, the seasonal congestion had nothing to do with the unusual traffic patterns observed last Saturday. An engineer responsibleContinue reading “Waze Programmer Fired for Writing Ex’s Name in LA Traffic”
Astronomers warn of Emergence of Super Capricorns in aftermath of Christmas Star
The alignment of Jupiter and Saturn has caused the babies born in the next mont to be terrible workaholic monsters.
Pfizer Vaccine Side Effects Include Testing Positive for Pot: Report UK Youth
UK nurse tests positive for Marijuana after taking the Pfizer vaccine. No one could imagine why he would lie about being clean
Clash at Machine Learning Conference Leaves Dozens Wounded
Late last night at a machine learning conference in Chicago IL, a civilized argument grew into a violent riot over two software libraries. Due to inexperienced organizers scheduling lectures and round panels, the TensorFlow and Scikit-learn library development panels were not only scheduled at the same time but in adjacent lecture rooms. According to surveysContinue reading “Clash at Machine Learning Conference Leaves Dozens Wounded”
