Guido T. MeijerAA) Institute of Divinatory Practices, Planet Earth The fields of biology and neuroscience depends for a large part on the training mice to perform certain tasks, such as escaping a maze. This practice is tedious and time consuming, especially when no unpaid interns are available to do the work for you. As inContinue reading “Leveraging Astrology to Optimize Behavioral Studies of Laboratory Mice”
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mRCA not mRNA: Killing The Chinese Virus, Very Bad, with Tremendous Light and Disinfectant
A tremendous article, realy tremendous.
A Quantitative Approach to Fostering Social Cohesion
We developed a standardized point count system to systematically collect attendance data at a weekly happy hour with a rotating location. We used these data to identify the key drivers of attendance across different attendee demographics.
Synthesis and Characterisation of a Slightly-Above-Room-Temperature Superconductor
We report the first Synthesis of a Slightly-Above-Room-Temperature Superconductor: SK-431
The Structural Determination, Total Synthesis and Endochronicity of Thiotimoline
The natural product thiotimoline was isolated from the bark of Rosaceae Karlsbadensis rufo and its structure was unambiguously determined by time-resolved X-ray crystallomancy and spectroscopy. A total synthesis of thiotimoline was conducted following a convergent strategy. The pivotal transformations in this synthesis were a tandem Suzuki-Miyaura/Schinkenfaust radical cross-spifflication, a Szymankowszczyzna allylic inquisition and a [3+2+3+2] Puccini-Gershwin echocyclisation in A♭ major. An unnatural isomer of thiotimoline was also synthesised, and a theory of kairality and chronomers is presented and discussed.
Capra stabilis: The Mythical Mountain Goat with Uneven Legs
This literature review summarises the current body of knowledge concerning Capra stabilis, the even-toed ungulate commonly known as the dahu.
Frank Furious and the Very Cross Coupling: A Pre-Emptive Eulogy
Synthesis and Characterization of a Novel Nitrotoluene Polymer: TNTP
We report the first synthesis of poly(TNT), and an appraisal of its properties and commercial potential.
On the Bending of SPOONS
Quantum mechanical calculations were performed on SPOONS that show that there is not an inherent tendency for SPOONS to bend.
EluciDATE: Matchmaking for Scientists
We report the development of a dedicated networking platform to facilitate professional and romantic matchmaking for scientists.