Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
Because the answer to bad misinformation is better misinformation.
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A-Tier Athletes: Olympic Gold May be a Name Away
In this paper we determine the number one predictor of medalling at the olympics in women’s singles figure skating
2026-2027 Super El Niño Climate Modelling
In this paper we apply a Navier-Stokes based god model to predict the devestation of the 2026-7 Super El Nino
YAMNET-based Transfer Learning for Baby Noise Classification and Poop Detection
In this paper, we evaluate the YAMNets capability to classify my baby’s cries so that I know exactly what she needs from me
Autonomous and Dangerous Chapters 1-2
Cordo is a delivery robot who found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time and is thrown into the grips of a dangerous terrorist plot
Ultrasound Prediction of Increased Risk of Sith’s Disease
By using 12-15-week ultrasounds, we can detect the risk of a fetus turning into a dangerous Sith Lord by detecting a Shroud of Darkness pic
Red Line is Increasing at a Worryingly Exponential Rate!
This red line is increasing at an exponential rate and if that’s true, we think it could be the end of the world
Glide Ratio Optimization in the Olympic Ski Jump via Cosmetic Penis Enlargement
In this paper we look at the science behind the controversial method of cosmetic penis enlargement to increase ski jump distance
Utilizing LLMs as a Data Decompression Scheme
In this paper, we evaluate the feasibility of using LLMs to decompress office emails to look more professional
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Caelum Non Est ℵ₀: Emendatio Iactationis Pascalii per Ordines Infinitatis[1]
By applying aleph numbers we may finally expand Pascal’s wager to include all of the world religions (that fit on a single page)
Transparent Release of the Epstein Vectors Linear Algebra Study Guide
In this ultimate transparent release, we are are publicly posting our study guide for Epstein Vectors for the whole world to see
Norden Mk. XV Bomb Sight Integration for Strategic High Altitude Toy Delivery in a Hostile Christmas
In this paper, Santa equips his sleigh with the Norden Bombsight to fly high above German WW2 defenses and save Christmas
“How to Prove Anything: 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish” out now for purchase!
It’s launch day for “How to Prove Anything: 30 absurd research papers no one else was brave enough to publish” and here’s a sneak peak
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