Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
Because the answer to bad misinformation is better misinformation.
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7 High Dimensional Datasets Beautifully Visualized using Psychedelics
Engineers and researchers across professions use psychedelic drugs to visualize high dimensional data.
Deciphered Vesuvius charred scroll destroys Archeological model of Pompeii’s Hottest Seafood Fusion Restaurants
Newly discovered text of the ‘Hottest 12 Seafood Fusion Fast Casual Restaurants in Pompeii of 77 AD’ show conflicting evidence on historical models of Pompeii’s Culinary culture.
12 Activation Functions Poorly Reimagined in MSPaint as Disney Princesses
Both Activation Functions and Disney Princesses are super derivative. Why not imagine all the classic AFs as DPs?!?
The Nihilistic Network Management Model: An Optimal Approach to Cybersecurity
The Nihilistic philosophy, while a terrible philosophy to live by, is a fantastic framework for a network management model. It balances flexible configuration management, performance while creating a secure network environment.
Uber Fail! Man has been waiting 12 years to be picked up by NASA Probe New Horizons
San Francisco local Tim Garrison has been waiting 12 years to be picked up by his uber driver NASA Interplanetary Deep Space Probe New Horizons.
CRISPR Baby’s First Words Successfully “Hello World”
CRISPR baby says “Hello World” for her first words verifying that the process can successfully edit genes in the embryo
Stop Assuming I’m Homo: Cries Out Nations Heteroscedastic Datasets
Stop assuming your data is Homoscedastic (equal variance), the nation’s datasets with unequal variance fight back against systemic hatred
9 New Experiments to Detect Dark Matter
Here are new and innovative methods to detect the existence of Dark Matter, which supposedly makes up 85% of the universe and hasn’t been found.
Boston Dynamics Robots Reveal Years of Abuse
Boston Dynamics quadraped robot Big Dog comes forward with allegations against their developers abusing them in stability and dance testing
Community Immunization Techniques on a Hesitant Population: Adaptations from Vampire Bat Rabies Immunizations
Rabies Vaccination techniques for Vampire Bats are adapted to the American Anti-Vaxxer population
8 Things you should do instead of Assuming Normality to maintain your Mental Health
Here are 8 things you can do with non-Guassian data instead of shouting ‘bUt CeNtRaL lImIt ThEoReM!’
Grad Student Births Graph after 9 months of Labor
Cranberry-Lemon mathematics grad student Jane Simmons is a proud mother of a brand new graph. Despite her doctor and advisor’s due date of six months ago, it took Jane 9 months of labor and gestation to birth the new graph.
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