Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
Because the answer to bad misinformation is better misinformation.
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Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients
The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!
A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room is Never Clean and Why I Shouldn’t have to Clean it Up Everyday Like Mommy Tells Me To
Hello I am Jack Lee and I am in the 2nd Grade. I hate cleaning my room and think it’s particle physics fault and not mine! I like Legos.
G. Acidic-Puree1 and J. Mann2 Abstract: We are fucking over undergrads so we’ve got more time to drink expensive beer. 1. Introduction Marking exam papers is hard work. Especially when one’s boss insists on a failure rate of no less than 70 %, because “only the hard may enter the garden” (old German saying, translated).…
A simple mistake of chemical nomenclature has resulted in tragedy this week.
Using archaic Freudian Psychoanalysis, Tiffany analyzes her boyfriend Chad to determine why he keeps buying guns
These violin plots look a little too like a certain body part for Texans to be comfortable showing them to their kids
After over a decade of investigation the FBI has finally apprehended the single man responsible for all garbage JS Frameworks!
In this paper, we review the latest and greatest technologies implemented by Santa Clause to deliver toys on Christmas Eve
HADES (High-end, Advanced, Data-driven, Enterprise-grade Sock sorting) – An algorithm for faster sock sorting
Sorting socks can often be a time-consuming task. This paper introduces the fastest method known in the scientific community to tackle this challenging task.
A now Ex-Crypto-Bro is moving on from his obsession with Crypto currency to generative AI some would say too soon even for a rebound
There’s a lot of different ways of coding, but when it comes to programming professionally, here are 38 things you HAVE TO DO!
What to do when molecules go floppy.
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