Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology
Because the answer to bad misinformation is better misinformation.
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A Total Synthesis of Tesseractane: The First Preparation of a 4-Dimensional Natural Product
Tesseractane is the 4-dimensional analogue of cubane, which itself is the 3-dimensional analogue of “squarane”
The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect: How America Believes in a Fictional Politician
In this revolutionary study we finally find proof showing how more than 90% of Americans believe Sarah Palin is a real person.
The 2022 Post-Doc Draft
This week saw the conclusion of the World Chemistry Federation’s transfer window for post-docs. Here are the Exciting Results!
Top 100 Variable Names for Boy and Girl Variables of 2021
Compiled from thousands of public git hub repos, we not have the top 50 boy and girl variable names used by coders!
Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3
Using Operant Conditioning Methods, several positive and negative stimuli are used to decrease my boyfriend’s Witcher 3 Play Time
Journal of Immaterial Science Volume 1
69 Action Packed pages of Made up Science brought to you by the wonderful creators at the Journal of Immaterial Science!
NORAD Santa Tracker Ignored due to High False Alarm Rate: Boeing to Blame
The Boeing 737 Max is so large that it is confusing them with Santa’s sleigh which normally has a high return from Tinsel and sleigh bells
7 Things Star Trek got Totally Wrong about Exploring Vector Space
Star Trek gets a lot of things right but there are some details that it just totally screwed up when it comes to Vector Spaces
Towards a Total Synthesis of 3,8-Unethoxy-Discombobulne and Discovery of the Furzmeister-Wencke Reagent
3,8-unethoxy-discombobulannulene is a wtfwereyouthin-kingolide-type natural product which was recently isolated from a mould found growing on a cheese omelette in Kent (Fig. 1).
ConTRIVEd: A Novel Method of Protein Quantification
ConTRIVEd allows for the label-free, high-throughput quantification of protein concentration via a click-capable EZ ligand, which can be easily synthesized in 32 steps.
Replication Crisis! Thousands of CLU Studies aren’t repeatable because we don’t have enough Grad Students!
Cranberry Lemon comes under fire due to the inability to replicate thousands of studies. It isn’t the methodology but the lack of free labor.
Op-Ed: Math Wasn’t Created or Discovered. It was Crowd Worked
Since Einstein and probably before that, mathematicians have argued whether math was created or discovered. Nope! It was crowd worked!
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