Tag Archives: Humor

Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth

By analyzing upwards of several fossils this paper dates the earth to exactly 6,001 years old. No more. No less.

De Trinitate Sancta ut Varietate Topologica Trium Dimensionum: On the Holy Trinity as a 3-Dimensional Topological Manifold

Hey der, in dis paper, me Pope Leo XIV show the Trinity as Topologically Sound in da form of a 3-Manifold 3-Sphere

Beyond Blue Zone Diet and Exercise: The Hidden Influence of Ritualistic Animal Sacrifice to 𒀭𒀫𒌓

After accounting for pension fraud, the true cause of the worlds blue zones point to the miraculous healing powers of sacrificing to Marduk

Testicular Cancer Truck Nut Self-Examination for North American Pick-up’s: A Cost-Benefit Analysis

In this paper we discuss the benefits and methods of self screening your truck nuts for cancer on a 6 month basis

Me and my friend show that my dad’s Airstream trailer goes faster with dints and that we shouldn’t be grounded for hitting it with a baseball last Saturday

In this paper I prove to my daddy that it’s actually a good thing that I put a lot of dents in the side of his Airstream by playing catch

Can you help DOGE find fraud in the antiquated COBOL system? A Coding-Bureaucratic Choose your Adventure

In this choose your own adventure, you get to attempt to help Elon and DOGE find fraud in the antiquated COBOL social security database

On the Providential Potential of Coal Gaseous Material: A Modest Proposal to Thaw the Northwest Passage

In this modest proposal, Lord Heatherton Bumwater discusses burning more coal to warm the globe and open the Northwest Passage