Using general relativity, this paper proposes and simulates the required blackhole or earth velocity to make blockchain work as a currency
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The Patriotic Table of the Elements
The periodic table has probably been the worst table in the history of tables! I’ve heard a lot of people say this. In this paper I will sign into an executive order a new Patriotic Table of Elements with American pride and splendor.
Blimey Stone Deciphered? Bridging the Welsh, Scottish, and English Language to Translate Auld Lang Syne
Using the Blimey Stone as a guide this research paper completely fails in translating the song Auld Lang Syne into the king’s english
J.Immat. Sci. Volume 3
The PDF version on J. Immat. Sci. Volume 3, online at last.
Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery II: A New Jersey Case Study in Drone Swarm Toy Delivery
In this paper, Santa Claus and his head R&D Elves design and analyze a new Drone Swarm Technology for global toy delivery
Spotting Internet Cults: A Case Study of a Virtual Youtuber Fanbase
This paper specifically examines whether the online group “Starknights,” a fan community of virtual YouTuber Jelly Hoshiumi, meets the criteria of a cult.
Animating Pop Culture: Visualizing Hans Gruber’s Iconic Fall from Die Hard as a Festive Tribute Using R and ggplot2
In this paper, we visualize Die Hard’s iconic climax in python and also prove it is a Christmas movie like we always knew
Evaluating the Theoretical Impact Force of Mike Tyson’s Punch on Poultry: A Quantitative Analysis
This study applies thermodynamics and biomechanics to calculate the energy required to cook a chicken through kinetic impact.
A Case Study in Pre-Vacation Attention Deficit Disorder
In this paper, a case study is completed on a patient who has sudden onset Pre-Vacation ADHD as his cruise gets closer
DiaBeTeS and UV-Radiation as a Novel Anti-Cancer Therapy
We report the designed, synthesis and activity of a novel photoactivatable glucose derivative: a diazirine- conjugated benzoylated sugar (DiaBeTeS). We show that when cancer cells are treated with diabetes and subsequently irradiated with ultra-high doses of UV, they die.