In this paper I prove to my daddy that it’s actually a good thing that I put a lot of dents in the side of his Airstream by playing catch
Tag Archives: Humor
Can you help DOGE find fraud in the antiquated COBOL system? A Coding-Bureaucratic Choose your Adventure
In this choose your own adventure, you get to attempt to help Elon and DOGE find fraud in the antiquated COBOL social security database
On the Providential Potential of Coal Gaseous Material: A Modest Proposal to Thaw the Northwest Passage
In this modest proposal, Lord Heatherton Bumwater discusses burning more coal to warm the globe and open the Northwest Passage
Novel Gravity and Velocity Based Time Dilation Methodology for Real Time Bitcoin Payment Processing
Using general relativity, this paper proposes and simulates the required blackhole or earth velocity to make blockchain work as a currency
The Patriotic Table of the Elements
The periodic table has probably been the worst table in the history of tables! I’ve heard a lot of people say this. In this paper I will sign into an executive order a new Patriotic Table of Elements with American pride and splendor.
Blimey Stone Deciphered? Bridging the Welsh, Scottish, and English Language to Translate Auld Lang Syne
Using the Blimey Stone as a guide this research paper completely fails in translating the song Auld Lang Syne into the king’s english
J.Immat. Sci. Volume 3
The PDF version on J. Immat. Sci. Volume 3, online at last.
Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery II: A New Jersey Case Study in Drone Swarm Toy Delivery
In this paper, Santa Claus and his head R&D Elves design and analyze a new Drone Swarm Technology for global toy delivery
Spotting Internet Cults: A Case Study of a Virtual Youtuber Fanbase
This paper specifically examines whether the online group “Starknights,” a fan community of virtual YouTuber Jelly Hoshiumi, meets the criteria of a cult.
Animating Pop Culture: Visualizing Hans Gruber’s Iconic Fall from Die Hard as a Festive Tribute Using R and ggplot2
In this paper, we visualize Die Hard’s iconic climax in python and also prove it is a Christmas movie like we always knew