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Tag Archives: Humor
Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery II: A New Jersey Case Study in Drone Swarm Toy Delivery
In this paper, Santa Claus and his head R&D Elves design and analyze a new Drone Swarm Technology for global toy delivery
Spotting Internet Cults: A Case Study of a Virtual Youtuber Fanbase
This paper specifically examines whether the online group “Starknights,” a fan community of virtual YouTuber Jelly Hoshiumi, meets the criteria of a cult.
Animating Pop Culture: Visualizing Hans Gruber’s Iconic Fall from Die Hard as a Festive Tribute Using R and ggplot2
In this paper, we visualize Die Hard’s iconic climax in python and also prove it is a Christmas movie like we always knew
Evaluating the Theoretical Impact Force of Mike Tyson’s Punch on Poultry: A Quantitative Analysis
This study applies thermodynamics and biomechanics to calculate the energy required to cook a chicken through kinetic impact.
A Case Study in Pre-Vacation Attention Deficit Disorder
In this paper, a case study is completed on a patient who has sudden onset Pre-Vacation ADHD as his cruise gets closer
DiaBeTeS and UV-Radiation as a Novel Anti-Cancer Therapy
We report the designed, synthesis and activity of a novel photoactivatable glucose derivative: a diazirine- conjugated benzoylated sugar (DiaBeTeS). We show that when cancer cells are treated with diabetes and subsequently irradiated with ultra-high doses of UV, they die.
Best 20 Issues and Pull Requests of Twitter/the-algorithm Github Repo
In this listicle, I discuss the top issues and PRs found in the twitter/the-algorithm github repo ranging from delete everything to uwu speak
Citation Fever in a Middle-Aged Professor: A Case Study
This case report discusses a peculiar phenomenon affecting a 38-year-old academician who presented with a severe case of Citation Fever.
Replying ‘Haha So True!’ to Every Meme Your Friend Sends: An Experimental Study in Preserving Social Bonds with Minimum Effort
In this paper, we determine the efficacy in maintaining text-lationships by replying ‘haha so true’ to friends memes