Log-log-likelihood of Black Walnut in Random Forestry

Wyatt Johnson, an honest logger, uses a Maximum Log-Log Likelihood estimator to find the prized Black Walnut ‘Old Wilbur’ on his friend’s property

Breaking Up with your Girlfriend but not your Friends:A Cyclic Graph Algorithm for Social NetworkPreservation

By structuring his friend groups in a cyclic graph, Chad designs an algorithm to maintain friendships after breaking it off with Tiffany

Ellipsoidal Palm-line Convolutional Chaotic Filter with Training from Several Palms allows Remote and Discreet Prediction of Target’s Future

Using Future Derivative Vectors an ML algorithm is trained to predict your future based on your palm lines

Can you design and train an ML algorithm for this Pandas Sex Dataset? An ML Choose Your Own Adventure!

Using supervised, unsupervised, or reinforcement learning can you design an ML algorithm for these Pandas sex datasets? In this Choose Your Own Adventure

A Quantitative (N=4) Study of Postpubescent Male Cognitive Activity in Heterosexual Modern Dating

In this landmark study, Scientist Ramisa Fariha studies the existence of brain activity in four boys when interacting with girls

Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients

The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!