Data Science Archives - Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology

A Loopy Belief Propagation Factor Graph Simulation of my Grandma Nonna’s Insane Facebook Feed

Using a Loopy Belief Propagation network, the fine researchers of CLU were finally able to explain their grandparents online radicalization.

You’ve just gotten an internship helping Dr. Smyth find a connection between Ska music and Chimpanzee Cognitive abilities. Can you help him?!

Engineers without borders will begin utilizing data scientists to clean data in nations without access to clean databases

The Bayesian Man was given a terrible suggestion at Scooper Doopers. Even with Metropolis-Hastings he can’t decide after 100s of samples

Local Bayesian man has been spending hours at his local gyms squat rack in search of a better defined posterior.

These Markov Models allow anyone to ruin their own weekends with almost no household chores. All you have to do is optimize state transition!

Pope Francis is in hot water for neglecting to apologize for the Catholic Church’s mistreatment of statisticians who make empirical assumptions

See if you can correctly guess the time standards for these eight unlabeled time stamps! Pass the quiz and you’re a data cleaning master!

Engineers and researchers across professions use psychedelic drugs to visualize high dimensional data.

Stop assuming your data is Homoscedastic (equal variance), the nation’s datasets with unequal variance fight back against systemic hatred