This study applies thermodynamics and biomechanics to calculate the energy required to cook a chicken through kinetic impact.
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A Case Study in Pre-Vacation Attention Deficit Disorder
In this paper, a case study is completed on a patient who has sudden onset Pre-Vacation ADHD as his cruise gets closer
DiaBeTeS and UV-Radiation as a Novel Anti-Cancer Therapy
We report the designed, synthesis and activity of a novel photoactivatable glucose derivative: a diazirine- conjugated benzoylated sugar (DiaBeTeS). We show that when cancer cells are treated with diabetes and subsequently irradiated with ultra-high doses of UV, they die.
Best 20 Issues and Pull Requests of Twitter/the-algorithm Github Repo
In this listicle, I discuss the top issues and PRs found in the twitter/the-algorithm github repo ranging from delete everything to uwu speak
Citation Fever in a Middle-Aged Professor: A Case Study
This case report discusses a peculiar phenomenon affecting a 38-year-old academician who presented with a severe case of Citation Fever.
Replying ‘Haha So True!’ to Every Meme Your Friend Sends: An Experimental Study in Preserving Social Bonds with Minimum Effort
In this paper, we determine the efficacy in maintaining text-lationships by replying ‘haha so true’ to friends memes
Announcement: Now introducing the JABDE Podcast
Well the experiment with google’s deep dive podcast generation turned out pretty funny so I’ll be podcastifying our papers! This will include a short audio synopsis of our papers and soon interviews with the authors of each paper, so get ready for some fantastic audio content. Email me if you would like to be anContinue reading “Announcement: Now introducing the JABDE Podcast”
Would He Still Love Me as a Worm: Indirect Sampling and Inference Techniques for Romantic Assurance
In the 9th Chad and Tiffany paper, Tiffany determines if Chad would love her if she were a worm with statistical inference and weird behavior
A Russian Orthodox Approach to Imperial Stout Brewing
In this most glorious and holy paper, I brother Ivan share with you the Russian Orthodox secret to trinetarian and holy Imperial Stouts
A Re-examination of the Fermi Paradox: A Data and P(Doom) Driven Markov Process Approach
Lead UFO academic Hugh Mann analyzes intergalactic database to estimate how likely it is that extra terrestrial intelligence exists