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Tag Archives: Programming

FBI Arrests Man Responsible for Extraneous JavaScript Frameworks

After over a decade of investigation the FBI has finally apprehended the single man responsible for all garbage JS Frameworks!

Posted byB McGrawDecember 18, 2022December 18, 2022Posted inArticlesTags:JavaScript, Programming, Satire, Unabomber, Web developmentLeave a comment on FBI Arrests Man Responsible for Extraneous JavaScript Frameworks

38 Things Real Programmers Do, and you probably aren’t one if you don’t do them all

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There’s a lot of different ways of coding, but when it comes to programming professionally, here are 38 things you HAVE TO DO!

Posted byB McGrawDecember 4, 2022December 22, 2022Posted inArticlesTags:Clickbait, Computer Science, Gatekeeping, Humor, Programming, Satire, STEM1 Comment on 38 Things Real Programmers Do, and you probably aren’t one if you don’t do them all

Can you find the bug in the Legacy Code? A coding Choose your own Adventure

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After being promised an exciting new job working in a software company, you are asked to find a bug in some legacy code. Can you do it?

Posted byB McGrawApril 24, 2022April 25, 2022Posted inQuizzesTags:Choose your own adventure, Comp Sci, Debugging, Funny, Humor, Programming, Quiz, Satire1 Comment on Can you find the bug in the Legacy Code? A coding Choose your own Adventure

What is the Plus Plus Plus Language and why Programmers and Scientists everywhere are using it!

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This new revolutionary language is about to replace all other programming languages with it’s easy to understand syntax!

Posted byB McGrawJanuary 24, 2022Posted inClickbaitTags:Coding, Computer Science, Humor, Plus Plus Plus, ProgrammingLeave a comment on What is the Plus Plus Plus Language and why Programmers and Scientists everywhere are using it!

How well can you code in Plus Plus Plus

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Test your knowledge of Plus Plus Plus with this comprehensive coding quiz which will put your understanding to the limit!

Posted byB McGrawJanuary 24, 2022January 24, 2022Posted inQuizzesTags:Coding, Computer Science, Humor, Plus Plus Plus, Programming, QuizLeave a comment on How well can you code in Plus Plus Plus

Top 100 Variable Names for Boy and Girl Variables of 2021

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Compiled from thousands of public git hub repos, we not have the top 50 boy and girl variable names used by coders!

Posted byB McGrawJanuary 9, 2022January 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:Baby names, Clickbait, Coding, Computer Science, Humor, Programming, VariablesLeave a comment on Top 100 Variable Names for Boy and Girl Variables of 2021

Are you really an Engineer/Programmer?

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Ever wonder if you are an engineer or a programmer? Answer these questions and find out instead of getting a dumb degree!

Posted byB McGrawSeptember 19, 2021October 25, 2021Posted inQuizzesTags:Engineer, Funny, ProgrammingLeave a comment on Are you really an Engineer/Programmer?

MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics

MathWorks will reportedly spend a billion dollars to rehab centers for involvement in MatLab Addiction epidemic

Posted byB McGrawAugust 22, 2021August 22, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:Engineering, Humor, MatLab, News, Parody, Programming, SatireLeave a comment on MathWorks Lawsuit Settlement to Fund Rehab Centers for MatLab Addicted Academics

12 Activation Functions Poorly Reimagined in MSPaint as Disney Princesses

Both Activation Functions and Disney Princesses are super derivative. Why not imagine all the classic AFs as DPs?!?

Posted byB McGrawMay 2, 2021September 18, 2021Posted inClickbaitTags:Artificial Intelligence, Clickbait, Disney, Machine-Learning, Nostalgia, Princess, Programming, StatisticsLeave a comment on 12 Activation Functions Poorly Reimagined in MSPaint as Disney Princesses

CRISPR Baby’s First Words Successfully “Hello World”

CRISPR baby says “Hello World” for her first words verifying that the process can successfully edit genes in the embryo

Posted byB McGrawApril 11, 2021September 18, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:Biology, CRISPR, DNA, Genetics, Humor, News, Programming, SatireLeave a comment on CRISPR Baby’s First Words Successfully “Hello World”
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