In this paper, we evaluate humanities ability to integrate in the Aglisti race into Post-Terran society and not go crazy
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The Metaphysical Manifestations of Missing Socks: A Longitudinal Study into Spatiotemporal Discrepancies and Intersock-ional Entanglement
By applying the quantum sock intanglement and lintropy principles this paper explains where your socks go when they go missing in the wash
The Coldplay Uncertainty Principle: A Kiss Cam Collapse of the Quantum Relationship Function
In this paper we measure how many couples are in love by collapsing their quantum relationship formula with a stadium kiss cam
Are you a Gar or an Eel
Find out whether you are an Eel or a Gar! This quiz is exactly what it sounds like, are you an Eel or a Gar that’s it
RedMate: An AI Solution to Infinite ELO 5d Chess
Get ready comrade for this chess engine is the AI to beat all future chess engines for all time using traditional Russian strategy
Design and Testing of a Sodium-Powered Mortar
We applied the principals of green chemistry and OH&S to light artillery, and herein we report our findings.
The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks
Using a fool proof Barking method, this paper shows how I am able to scare away nearly 100% of threats from my owner Emily
The effect of tenure on stress in a department in crisis
In this paper we dissect the effects of stress in research for various academic faculty. Also, there’s a cat
To Couple or Not to Couple: Bardic Inspiration in Organic Reactions
Inspired by the emerging field of echocatalysis and an abiding respect for Dungeons & Dragons lore, we investigated the potential for “Bardic Inspiration” to influence chemical reactivity in coupling reactions.
One Rocket to Rule Them All: An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Ring of Power Delivery Feasibility Study
In this paper we analyze the feasibility of using an ICBM to deliver the ring of power from Rivendell to Mt Doom