Replying ‘Haha So True!’ to Every Meme Your Friend Sends: An Experimental Study in Preserving Social Bonds with Minimum Effort

In this paper, we determine the efficacy in maintaining text-lationships by replying ‘haha so true’ to friends memes

Would He Still Love Me as a Worm: Indirect Sampling and Inference Techniques for Romantic Assurance

In the 9th Chad and Tiffany paper, Tiffany determines if Chad would love her if she were a worm with statistical inference and weird behavior

Unlocking Human Behavior: A Feline Exploration of Vocalizations and Behavioral Variations for Optimal Wet Food Provision from the Servant Human Class

In this ground breaking paper, machine learning is used to determine the optimum chain of cat behaviors to procure wet food

A Quantitative (N=4) Study of Postpubescent Male Cognitive Activity in Heterosexual Modern Dating

In this landmark study, Scientist Ramisa Fariha studies the existence of brain activity in four boys when interacting with girls

The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect: How America Believes in a Fictional Politician

In this revolutionary study we finally find proof showing how more than 90% of Americans believe Sarah Palin is a real person.

Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3

Using Operant Conditioning Methods, several positive and negative stimuli are used to decrease my boyfriend’s Witcher 3 Play Time