In this ground breaking paper, machine learning is used to determine the optimum chain of cat behaviors to procure wet food
Tag Archives: Funny
Real-Time Naughty-Nice List Updating Procedure with Post-Modern Graph Based Morality Adjustments
In order to determine whether or not someone is Naughty or Nice, Santa Clause uses a post-modern ensemble model and Signal Detection Theory
Which Interstellar Space Probe are You?
Take this quiz to find out which interstellar space probe you are based on your personality or if you’re not a space probe!
Pink and Fire: Computational Fluid Dynamics Simulation Analysis of My Recent Gender Reveal Party Disaster
In this paper, a inadequate CFD simulation engine is revamped to analyze my disastrous Gender Reveal party to get an insurance payout
9 Undebatable Scientific Reasons the Nazca Mummies aren’t Aliens
In this flawless science paper, Hugh Mann, who doesn’t wear a skin suit, details nine key arguments debunking the Nazca mummy aliens
Me and My Friend Found Where the Coolest Part in My Room is Using the Heat Equation Because it is REALLY REALLY HOT OUTSIDE!
In this ground breaking article, Jack and Aaron use partial derivatives and the heat equation to find the coldest part of their room!
Which Step of the Krebs Cycle Are You?
In this personality quiz you can answer the aged old question, which part of the citric acid cycle your personality is closest to
Log-log-likelihood of Black Walnut in Random Forestry
Wyatt Johnson, an honest logger, uses a Maximum Log-Log Likelihood estimator to find the prized Black Walnut ‘Old Wilbur’ on his friend’s property
Breaking Up with your Girlfriend but not your Friends:A Cyclic Graph Algorithm for Social NetworkPreservation
By structuring his friend groups in a cyclic graph, Chad designs an algorithm to maintain friendships after breaking it off with Tiffany
Can you design and train an ML algorithm for this Pandas Sex Dataset? An ML Choose Your Own Adventure!
Using supervised, unsupervised, or reinforcement learning can you design an ML algorithm for these Pandas sex datasets? In this Choose Your Own Adventure