Tag Archives: Funny

Can you stop the grieving mathematician from resurrecting their dead hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox?

In this choose your adventure you must convince your roommate to not resurrect her hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox

Natural Log Exponential Log Growth Models in Hard Wood Nurseries

In this expert forestry paper, Wyatt ‘The Log Whisperer’ Johnson gives you 230-year-old wisdom in achieving exponential log growth!

Winning Tiffany Back: How to Defeat an AI Boyfriend

In the eight Chad and Tiffany Paper, Chad defeats Chad-GPT and romantically wins Tiffany back by mislabeling training Data

Unlocking Human Behavior: A Feline Exploration of Vocalizations and Behavioral Variations for Optimal Wet Food Provision from the Servant Human Class

In this ground breaking paper, machine learning is used to determine the optimum chain of cat behaviors to procure wet food

Real-Time Naughty-Nice List Updating Procedure with Post-Modern Graph Based Morality Adjustments

In order to determine whether or not someone is Naughty or Nice, Santa Clause uses a post-modern ensemble model and Signal Detection Theory

Pink and Fire: Computational Fluid Dynamics Simulation Analysis of My Recent Gender Reveal Party Disaster

In this paper, a inadequate CFD simulation engine is revamped to analyze my disastrous Gender Reveal party to get an insurance payout

9 Undebatable Scientific Reasons the Nazca Mummies aren’t Aliens

In this flawless science paper, Hugh Mann, who doesn’t wear a skin suit, details nine key arguments debunking the Nazca mummy aliens

Me and My Friend Found Where the Coolest Part in My Room is Using the Heat Equation Because it is REALLY REALLY HOT OUTSIDE!

In this ground breaking article, Jack and Aaron use partial derivatives and the heat equation to find the coldest part of their room!