The James Webb space telescope got broken by the movers and it all would have been okay if they just used some more bubble wrap.
Tag Archives: Space
8 Signs of Life NASA is Looking for on Mars
The search for life on mars has been going on for years. Here are some of the top things NASA is hoping to find which implicate life!
Uber Fail! Man has been waiting 12 years to be picked up by NASA Probe New Horizons
San Francisco local Tim Garrison has been waiting 12 years to be picked up by his uber driver NASA Interplanetary Deep Space Probe New Horizons.
NASA saves $1k on Perseverance iMac processor only to spend 200k on Apple Care
While the NASA engineers saved money by running Perseverance on a 1998 iMac processor they spent 200k on apple care that covers the space radiation of Mars
Galactic Federation Behind the 2008 Financial Crisis
You know it’s the 2020 finale when the world finds out that the US government has been hiding extra terrestrial members of the Galactic Federation in an underground bunker on mars. What a way to end a block buster year. With the sudden appearances of the monoliths, which actually turned out to just be poop,Continue reading “Galactic Federation Behind the 2008 Financial Crisis”
Dietetic Benefits of Simple Carbohydrates and Bovine Byproduct in Low Earth Orbit
In this paper the full physical-mental impact of a Mac and Cheese Only Diet in space is examined in Low Earth Orbit
Limitations in Aerial SAR Imagery for Agriculture and Modern Relationships
Synthetic Aperture Radar is revolutionizing Agricultural GIS but this woman can barely catch her cheating husband in the act.