Tag Archives: Funny

Health Effects of Non-Hotboxing Vaping in Rat Populations of Human-Realistic Social Conditions

Using a human realistic vapes and social conditions, this study answers the ever growing question “Is Vaping Bad for you?” The answer…Maybe

The No Regrets Waiting Model: A Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips

In this paper, the head waitress of Mama Lou’s Seafood Shack develops a Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips

Dust, Heat, and Cumin: Low Budget Synthetic Authentic Mexican Atmosphere Sepia Filter for Modern Cinema

This paper documents an authentic Mexican yellow-tint filter using basic OpenCV operations and some dialed transformation matrices

Can you stop the grieving mathematician from resurrecting their dead hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox?

In this choose your adventure you must convince your roommate to not resurrect her hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox

Natural Log Exponential Log Growth Models in Hard Wood Nurseries

In this expert forestry paper, Wyatt ‘The Log Whisperer’ Johnson gives you 230-year-old wisdom in achieving exponential log growth!

Winning Tiffany Back: How to Defeat an AI Boyfriend

In the eight Chad and Tiffany Paper, Chad defeats Chad-GPT and romantically wins Tiffany back by mislabeling training Data

Unlocking Human Behavior: A Feline Exploration of Vocalizations and Behavioral Variations for Optimal Wet Food Provision from the Servant Human Class

In this ground breaking paper, machine learning is used to determine the optimum chain of cat behaviors to procure wet food

Real-Time Naughty-Nice List Updating Procedure with Post-Modern Graph Based Morality Adjustments

In order to determine whether or not someone is Naughty or Nice, Santa Clause uses a post-modern ensemble model and Signal Detection Theory