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Tag Archives: Funny
Freudian Psychoanalysis of my Boyfriend’s Gun Collection
Using archaic Freudian Psychoanalysis, Tiffany analyzes her boyfriend Chad to determine why he keeps buying guns
8 Sexually Graphic Violin Plots banned in Texan Textbooks and Journals for being too Suggestive
These violin plots look a little too like a certain body part for Texans to be comfortable showing them to their kids
Full Cycle Banana Fission Reactor Design and Analysis
This revolutionary study designs a clean and sustainable source of energy using the renewable energy source of radioactive bananas
8 Mind Blowing James Webb Telescope Images Tragically Ruined by Someone’s Finger in Front of the Mirror
No one quite knows how the fingers got there, but even the JWST isn’t immune to having its pictures ruined by a misplaced thumb
Local Man Drinks Too Much: Makes Brownian Motion in Parking Lot
According to the bouncer and an Uber Driver, a local drunk man stumbled around in a true brownian motion to his Uber Ride
A Comprehensive Treatise on the Applications of de Broglie Wavelengths for Macroscopic Objects
This this revolutionary study, three friends determine how difficult it would be to diffract their friend Raina in a double slit experiment
Flavortown in the Brain: Localizing generators of hedonic food response in the forebrains of foodies
In this Landmark Study; fMRI results, bland oatmeal, and a cheese burger has successfully located the flavortown center of the brain
The Dincus and Nimbius Californicus Species Effects on Nine-Banded Armadillo Migration Patterns
Due to second order climate change environmental effects, Armadillos are migrating North at an accelerated rate
Who Should do the Dishes? A Transportation Problem Solution
Dr. Chad Broman and Dr. Tiffany Love use linear programming on a intricate list of life constraints to determine who should do the dishes