One Rocket to Rule Them All: An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Ring of Power Delivery Feasibility Study

In this paper we analyze the feasibility of using an ICBM to deliver the ring of power from Rivendell to Mt Doom

Me and my friend show that my dad’s Airstream trailer goes faster with dints and that we shouldn’t be grounded for hitting it with a baseball last Saturday

In this paper I prove to my daddy that it’s actually a good thing that I put a lot of dents in the side of his Airstream by playing catch

Efficient Methods of One-Night Global Toy Delivery II: A New Jersey Case Study in Drone Swarm Toy Delivery

In this paper, Santa Claus and his head R&D Elves design and analyze a new Drone Swarm Technology for global toy delivery

Real-Time Naughty-Nice List Updating Procedure with Post-Modern Graph Based Morality Adjustments

In order to determine whether or not someone is Naughty or Nice, Santa Clause uses a post-modern ensemble model and Signal Detection Theory