Tag Archives: Funny

Replying ‘Haha So True!’ to Every Meme Your Friend Sends: An Experimental Study in Preserving Social Bonds with Minimum Effort

In this paper, we determine the efficacy in maintaining text-lationships by replying ‘haha so true’ to friends memes

Announcement: Now introducing the JABDE Podcast

Well the experiment with google’s deep dive podcast generation turned out pretty funny so I’ll be podcastifying our papers! This will include a short audio synopsis of our papers and soon interviews with the authors of each paper, so get ready for some fantastic audio content. Email me if you would like to be anContinue reading “Announcement: Now introducing the JABDE Podcast”

Would He Still Love Me as a Worm: Indirect Sampling and Inference Techniques for Romantic Assurance

In the 9th Chad and Tiffany paper, Tiffany determines if Chad would love her if she were a worm with statistical inference and weird behavior

A Re-examination of the Fermi Paradox: A Data and P(Doom) Driven Markov Process Approach

Lead UFO academic Hugh Mann analyzes intergalactic database to estimate how likely it is that extra terrestrial intelligence exists

Who’s a Good Boy? A Metropolis-Hastings Approach to Determining Foster Dog Names of Unknown Origin

Using the Metropolis-Hastings we attempt to determine my foster dog Barney’s pre-shelter name which doesn’t correspond with his real name

Where ‘Raygunn’ Went Wrong: Limitations of Theoretical Methods in Applied Breakdancing

In this paper, we critique her theoretical breakdancing methods and do a reality check with some hard hitting applied research

Yield Strength Comparative Load Bearing Analysis of the Limited Time Cheez-It Webbed Crunchwrap Supreme

In this paper, the traditional and Cheez-It webbed crunchwrap Supreme go toe to toe to determine which can hold the most weight

Crystal Charging via Occultation Mask Exoplanet Imaging

By the power of exoplanets, you too can charge up your healing crystals with never before seen extra-terrestrial energy!