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Can you find the bug in the Legacy Code? A coding Choose your own Adventure
After being promised an exciting new job working in a software company, you are asked to find a bug in some legacy code. Can you do it?
CERN Experiment Disproves Physics! Or just bad measurements
According to the results of a recent Hadron Colider experiment, the standard physics model is completely wrong, or it was just a bad reading.
A Loopy Belief Propagation Factor Graph Simulation of my Grandma Nonna’s Insane Facebook Feed
Using a Loopy Belief Propagation network, the fine researchers of CLU were finally able to explain their grandparents online radicalization.
8 Scientific Reasons Foxes Mate for Life
Illusive to most zoological research, here are the leading scientific theories behind fox monogamy and why they’re so faithful.
Can you help Dr. Smyth P-Hack his way to a Publishable Result? A scientific choose your own adventure
You’ve just gotten an internship helping Dr. Smyth find a connection between Ska music and Chimpanzee Cognitive abilities. Can you help him?!
Journal of Immaterial Science Volume 1
69 Action Packed pages of Made up Science brought to you by the wonderful creators at the Journal of Immaterial Science!
NORAD Santa Tracker Ignored due to High False Alarm Rate: Boeing to Blame
The Boeing 737 Max is so large that it is confusing them with Santa’s sleigh which normally has a high return from Tinsel and sleigh bells
Towards a Total Synthesis of 3,8-Unethoxy-Discombobulne and Discovery of the Furzmeister-Wencke Reagent
3,8-unethoxy-discombobulannulene is a wtfwereyouthin-kingolide-type natural product which was recently isolated from a mould found growing on a cheese omelette in Kent (Fig. 1).
Replication Crisis! Thousands of CLU Studies aren’t repeatable because we don’t have enough Grad Students!
Cranberry Lemon comes under fire due to the inability to replicate thousands of studies. It isn’t the methodology but the lack of free labor.