Caelum Non Est ℵ₀: Emendatio Iactationis Pascalii per Ordines Infinitatis[1]

By applying aleph numbers we may finally expand Pascal’s wager to include all of the world religions (that fit on a single page)

Real-Time Naughty-Nice List Updating Procedure with Post-Modern Graph Based Morality Adjustments

In order to determine whether or not someone is Naughty or Nice, Santa Clause uses a post-modern ensemble model and Signal Detection Theory

Utilitarianism, Shame, and Mysticism: Autonomous Vehicle Moral Compass Design and Analysis

Using ethics from utilitarianism, shame-culture, and the Church of Asphalt Day Saints, this paper designs a moral compass for AVs

The Nihilistic Network Management Model: An Optimal Approach to Cybersecurity

The Nihilistic philosophy, while a terrible philosophy to live by, is a fantastic framework for a network management model. It balances flexible configuration management, performance while creating a secure network environment.