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Tag Archives: Science
Direct Evidence of Nanoworld DnD Gameplay: Chemical Reactions are just RNG
Which Interstellar Space Probe are You?
Take this quiz to find out which interstellar space probe you are based on your personality or if you’re not a space probe!
Pink and Fire: Computational Fluid Dynamics Simulation Analysis of My Recent Gender Reveal Party Disaster
In this paper, a inadequate CFD simulation engine is revamped to analyze my disastrous Gender Reveal party to get an insurance payout
10 Adorably Microscopic Salty Creatures who turn the Northern Half of the Great Salt Lake Pink
In this paper, we present the ten adorable microscopic creatures turning the northern half of the Great Salt Lake Hot Pink!
mRCA not mRNA: Killing The Chinese Virus, Very Bad, with Tremendous Light and Disinfectant
A tremendous article, realy tremendous.
A Quantitative Approach to Fostering Social Cohesion
We developed a standardized point count system to systematically collect attendance data at a weekly happy hour with a rotating location. We used these data to identify the key drivers of attendance across different attendee demographics.
9 Undebatable Scientific Reasons the Nazca Mummies aren’t Aliens
In this flawless science paper, Hugh Mann, who doesn’t wear a skin suit, details nine key arguments debunking the Nazca mummy aliens
Me and My Friend Found Where the Coolest Part in My Room is Using the Heat Equation Because it is REALLY REALLY HOT OUTSIDE!
In this ground breaking article, Jack and Aaron use partial derivatives and the heat equation to find the coldest part of their room!
Cave Fossil Evidence Suggest Homo Naledi Behavior Similar to Our 23-Year-Old Son Who Won’t Move Out
In these ground breaking findings, it is deduced that the ancient Homo Naledi ancient Hominin were as messy as your son who won’t get a job