Tag Archives: Science

10 Adorably Microscopic Salty Creatures who turn the Northern Half of the Great Salt Lake Pink

In this paper, we present the ten adorable microscopic creatures turning the northern half of the Great Salt Lake Hot Pink!

A Quantitative Approach to Fostering Social Cohesion

We developed a standardized point count system to systematically collect attendance data at a weekly happy hour with a rotating location. We used these data to identify the key drivers of attendance across different attendee demographics.

9 Undebatable Scientific Reasons the Nazca Mummies aren’t Aliens

In this flawless science paper, Hugh Mann, who doesn’t wear a skin suit, details nine key arguments debunking the Nazca mummy aliens

Me and My Friend Found Where the Coolest Part in My Room is Using the Heat Equation Because it is REALLY REALLY HOT OUTSIDE!

In this ground breaking article, Jack and Aaron use partial derivatives and the heat equation to find the coldest part of their room!

Cave Fossil Evidence Suggest Homo Naledi Behavior Similar to Our 23-Year-Old Son Who Won’t Move Out

In these ground breaking findings, it is deduced that the ancient Homo Naledi ancient Hominin were as messy as your son who won’t get a job

Image Transfer Protocol Delivery Methods for sending Pocket Rocket Pictures to Tinder Matches

By adapting textbook networking data transfer protocols, a methodology is proposed to send pictures of my pocket rocket to my tinder matches

12 Absolutely Annoying Comments from Reviewer #2 I 👏Get👏Literally👏All👏The👏 Time! Like Chill 🥶

OMG, Reviewer #2 comments are the ABSOLUTE WORST! Here are some of the worst one’s I just got in my recent paper!