By analyzing upwards of several fossils this paper dates the earth to exactly 6,001 years old. No more. No less.
Tag Archives: Evolution
A Re-examination of the Fermi Paradox: A Data and P(Doom) Driven Markov Process Approach
Lead UFO academic Hugh Mann analyzes intergalactic database to estimate how likely it is that extra terrestrial intelligence exists
Pigeon-Elephant Theory: the real origin of humans
In this research paper, a new evolutionary theory is proposed suggesting humans evolved from elephants and pigeons
Cave Fossil Evidence Suggest Homo Naledi Behavior Similar to Our 23-Year-Old Son Who Won’t Move Out
In these ground breaking findings, it is deduced that the ancient Homo Naledi ancient Hominin were as messy as your son who won’t get a job
Proto-Platypus Species Generative Modeling: Search for the Ancestors of Nature’s Most Diverse Creature
Using misunderstood AI tools, this paper generates evolutionary models of a proto-platypus species. Conclusion: God made the Platypus.