In this study we determine whether being POTUS is an effective method for preventing cognitive decline in the elderly
Tag Archives: Science
Health Effects of Non-Hotboxing Vaping in Rat Populations of Human-Realistic Social Conditions
Using a human realistic vapes and social conditions, this study answers the ever growing question “Is Vaping Bad for you?” The answer…Maybe
Strongest Ever Chemical Bond Observed Between Borosilicate Glass and Organic Tar
Have you ever stuffed up and reaction so badly that it was more interesting than the original experiment?
The No Regrets Waiting Model: A Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips
In this paper, the head waitress of Mama Lou’s Seafood Shack develops a Multi-Armed Bandit Approach to Maximizing Tips
Ejaculation and the Tunnel Effect: Proving the Existence of God with Science
Calculating the probability of a sperm quantum tunnelling across a condom.
A Theoretical Upper Limit of Yo Mama’s Mass
In this paper, we will use a simple model of gravitational lensing to estimate the theoretical mass of your mama, and discuss the implications of the results.
“It’s Complicated” — Love in the Seventh Dimension and Other Geometric Romances
Ian F.V.G. Hunter
Pigeon-Elephant Theory: the real origin of humans
In this research paper, a new evolutionary theory is proposed suggesting humans evolved from elephants and pigeons
The Retro-Suzuki Reaction? A Palladium-Catalyzed Carbon-Carbon Decoupling of (Hetero)Biaryls
A revolutionary development in cross-coupling chemistry is reported: a method of converting biaryls back into aryl halides and boronic acids.
Can you stop the grieving mathematician from resurrecting their dead hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox?
In this choose your adventure you must convince your roommate to not resurrect her hamster using the Banach Tarski Paradox