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The Structural Determination, Total Synthesis and Endochronicity of Thiotimoline
The natural product thiotimoline was isolated from the bark of Rosaceae Karlsbadensis rufo and its structure was unambiguously determined by time-resolved X-ray crystallomancy and spectroscopy. A total synthesis of thiotimoline was conducted following a convergent strategy. The pivotal transformations in this synthesis were a tandem Suzuki-Miyaura/Schinkenfaust radical cross-spifflication, a Szymankowszczyzna allylic inquisition and a [3+2+3+2] Puccini-Gershwin echocyclisation in A♭ major. An unnatural isomer of thiotimoline was also synthesised, and a theory of kairality and chronomers is presented and discussed.
Capra stabilis: The Mythical Mountain Goat with Uneven Legs
This literature review summarises the current body of knowledge concerning Capra stabilis, the even-toed ungulate commonly known as the dahu.
Ellipsoidal Palm-line Convolutional Chaotic Filter with Training from Several Palms allows Remote and Discreet Prediction of Target’s Future
Using Future Derivative Vectors an ML algorithm is trained to predict your future based on your palm lines
Me and My Best Friend Aaron Prove the 3n+1 Problem even though it is a REALLY Hard Problem
In this landmark mathematical proof, two 2nd graders Jack and Aaron create a proof of the Collatz Conjecture
EluciDATE: Matchmaking for Scientists
We report the development of a dedicated networking platform to facilitate professional and romantic matchmaking for scientists.
On The Tardiness Of Coworkers And How To Exploit It
In this groundbreaking research, we determine the optimum amount of time to show up late to a meeting by arbitrarily assigning numbers to things
A Quantitative (N=4) Study of Postpubescent Male Cognitive Activity in Heterosexual Modern Dating
In this landmark study, Scientist Ramisa Fariha studies the existence of brain activity in four boys when interacting with girls
No more flux to give: six things to do with a decommissioned NMR
How to repurpose an old instrument.
Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients
The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!