Betty Reynolds1, and Agent F2
1 Department of Tree Sociology, Cramberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA
2 Department of REDACTED, REDACTED University, Chantilly VA, United States.
Abstract
It has been well established that trees talk to each other through underground chains of fungus called Common Mycorrhizal Networks (CMM). Affectionately called the Wood Wide Web, these networks allow for networks of trees to locally communicate and organize the transfer of water, carbon, nitrogen, local gossip and political pamphlets. Previous research suggested that these fungal networks only operated at a community level. Nutrient transfer back translation has shown this assumption is no longer valid in certain abnormal communities. In the woods of Germany, England, Wyoming, and many more locations, ISIS terrorist propaganda has been discovered in a handful of Douglas Fir communities and a growing prevalence has been seen in Birch populations. This paper will discuss the methodology, results and dangerous consequences of Islamic Radicalized tree communities in your backyard and how the terrorist organization has spread their radical message to the world’s forests.
Keywords: Mycorrhizal Networks, Tryte Packet Communication, Language, Wood Wide Web, Flora-Political-Biosphere, Deciduous Sociology
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