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Bayesian Man seeking more defined Posterior won’t give up the Squat Rack
Local Bayesian man has been spending hours at his local gyms squat rack in search of a better defined posterior.
Scatterplots, Scattershots, and Scatterbrains: Using Graphic Modeling in Assessing the Optimal Size of Trivia Teams
Scatterplot analysis shows the optimal way to win at bar trivia. After bayesian analysis team size is determined to be the best predictor.
Markov Models for Ruining your Weekend: A Comparative Study
These Markov Models allow anyone to ruin their own weekends with almost no household chores. All you have to do is optimize state transition!
Netflix to make Anime Adaption of ‘Analysis and Design of Linear Circuits’
Netflix’s creating an action packed Manga styled Anime adaption of ‘Analysis and Design of Linear Circuits’
A Time-Series Analysis of my Girlfriends Mood Swings
Tiffany’s mood swings have become even more difficult to predict. Using Time-Series Analysis, these models can effectively find the best time to binge video games without starting an argument
Deciphered Vesuvius charred scroll destroys Archeological model of Pompeii’s Hottest Seafood Fusion Restaurants
Newly discovered text of the ‘Hottest 12 Seafood Fusion Fast Casual Restaurants in Pompeii of 77 AD’ show conflicting evidence on historical models of Pompeii’s Culinary culture.
12 Activation Functions Poorly Reimagined in MSPaint as Disney Princesses
Both Activation Functions and Disney Princesses are super derivative. Why not imagine all the classic AFs as DPs?!?
The Nihilistic Network Management Model: An Optimal Approach to Cybersecurity
The Nihilistic philosophy, while a terrible philosophy to live by, is a fantastic framework for a network management model. It balances flexible configuration management, performance while creating a secure network environment.
9 New Experiments to Detect Dark Matter
Here are new and innovative methods to detect the existence of Dark Matter, which supposedly makes up 85% of the universe and hasn’t been found.