B McGraw, Author at Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology

Proto-Platypus Species Generative Modeling: Search for the Ancestors of Nature’s Most Diverse Creature

Using misunderstood AI tools, this paper generates evolutionary models of a proto-platypus species. Conclusion: God made the Platypus.

According to the bouncer and an Uber Driver, a local drunk man stumbled around in a true brownian motion to his Uber Ride

This this revolutionary study, three friends determine how difficult it would be to diffract their friend Raina in a double slit experiment

New evidence and a recently found pirate journal has discovered the culprit behind the Dodo’s extinction, a cat named Lord Whiskers

In this Landmark Study; fMRI results, bland oatmeal, and a cheese burger has successfully located the flavortown center of the brain

This study determines the amount of cows to create and sustain a methane based atmosphere across the planets of the solar system

By analyzing the prehistoric footprints found in White Sands NP, anthropologists push back the Cha-Cha Slide to 21,000 years ago!

Here are 8 things that happen to follow the sequence 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597, 2584, 4181…

Using astral plane sifting feature extraction and a deep CNN we not only taught my robot dog Daisy Object Permanence but discovered ghosts

In this quiz, you’ll test your knowledge of sorting algorithms by determining what we used to sort different data sets. This quiz is HARD!