Four-leaf clover luck is measured by the winnings of 28 gamblers holding different good luck charms at the run down casino across the street
Author Archives: B McGraw
Can you design and train an ML algorithm for this Pandas Sex Dataset? An ML Choose Your Own Adventure!
Using supervised, unsupervised, or reinforcement learning can you design an ML algorithm for these Pandas sex datasets? In this Choose Your Own Adventure
10 Mathematical Series Leaving Netflix This Month YOU GOTTA WATCH BEFORE THEY’RE GONE OR YOU’LL BE A SOCIAL PARIAH!
Here are the MUST SEE mathematical series leaving Netflix THIS MONTH. OMG, if you haven’t seen these yet, better take a Mental Health day to just watch em!
On The Tardiness Of Coworkers And How To Exploit It
In this groundbreaking research, we determine the optimum amount of time to show up late to a meeting by arbitrarily assigning numbers to things
A Quantitative (N=4) Study of Postpubescent Male Cognitive Activity in Heterosexual Modern Dating
In this landmark study, Scientist Ramisa Fariha studies the existence of brain activity in four boys when interacting with girls
Optical Turbulence Characterization and Wiener Filtering of Hot New Intern Induced Temperature Gradients
The new Intern Todd is too HAWT and is screwing up my LIDAR data because of his insane HOTness, we fixed that with a Wiener Filter!
A Particle Physics Model of Why My Room is Never Clean and Why I Shouldn’t have to Clean it Up Everyday Like Mommy Tells Me To
Hello I am Jack Lee and I am in the 2nd Grade. I hate cleaning my room and think it’s particle physics fault and not mine! I like Legos.
Freudian Psychoanalysis of my Boyfriend’s Gun Collection
Using archaic Freudian Psychoanalysis, Tiffany analyzes her boyfriend Chad to determine why he keeps buying guns
8 Sexually Graphic Violin Plots banned in Texan Textbooks and Journals for being too Suggestive
These violin plots look a little too like a certain body part for Texans to be comfortable showing them to their kids
FBI Arrests Man Responsible for Extraneous JavaScript Frameworks
After over a decade of investigation the FBI has finally apprehended the single man responsible for all garbage JS Frameworks!