Ray Tracing and Optical Design of Healing Crystals based Adaptive Optics

Dr. Aquaria Starquiver

1 Department of Mystical Optical Arts Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA


Only three months ago, my relationship with Jeffrey was simpler. Now I have the feeling that I might be wanting something more and the clouding confusion has set my personal vibrations into something I cannot interpret. While crystals themselves can retain and exude positive energy, they have yet to be utilized in the field of optics to correct the vision of the third eye in an unpredictably turbulent spiritual atmosphere as theorized in [1]. Through the spiritual qualities of my extensive healing crystal collection, this paper will design, ray trace, and implement a healing crystal based adaptive optics system to observe my best friend Jeffrey and determine whether or not we should be more than just friends. 

Keywords:   Adaptive Optics, Healing Crystals, Ray Tracing, Positive Vibes, Spiritual Vision Turbulence Correction

If you enjoyed this article creating an adaptive optic system by suspending a series of minerals in a specific order in a cavernous optical framework clouded in a smoke screen of burnt sage please like, share, and subscribe with your email, our twitter handle (@JABDE6), our facebook group hereor the Journal of Immaterial Science Subreddit for weekly content.

If you REEEEALY want to read the rest of this paper, for the equivalent price of a Chipotle Burrito, chips and Queso, you could buy our new book Et Al with over 20 hand picked Jabde articles for your reading pleasure, it’s the perfect Christmas/Birthday gift for confusing your unsuspecting family members! Order on amazon here: https://packt.link/at4bw Please rate and review so that you can brag to your friends about having opinions or showcase your excellent taste in reading material!

Published by B McGraw

B McGraw has lived a long and successful professional life as a software developer and researcher. After completing his BS in spaghetti coding at the department of the dark arts at Cranberry Lemon in 2005 he wasted no time in getting a masters in debugging by print statement in 2008 and obtaining his PhD with research in screwing up repos on Github in 2014. That's when he could finally get paid. In 2018 B McGraw finally made the big step of defaulting on his student loans and began advancing his career by adding his name on other people's research papers after finding one grammatical mistake in the Peer Review process.

Leave a Reply

%d bloggers like this: