You know it’s the 2020 finale when the world finds out that the US government has been hiding extra terrestrial members of the Galactic Federation in an underground bunker on mars. What a way to end a block buster year. With the sudden appearances of the monoliths, which actually turned out to just be poop,Continue reading “Galactic Federation Behind the 2008 Financial Crisis”
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9 Genius Ways to Shield yourself from 5G Technology
Here are the 9 best ways to protect your electronics and your body from 5G technology
Clash at Machine Learning Conference Leaves Dozens Wounded
Late last night at a machine learning conference in Chicago IL, a civilized argument grew into a violent riot over two software libraries. Due to inexperienced organizers scheduling lectures and round panels, the TensorFlow and Scikit-learn library development panels were not only scheduled at the same time but in adjacent lecture rooms. According to surveysContinue reading “Clash at Machine Learning Conference Leaves Dozens Wounded”
Tracking International Terrorism with Mycorrhizal Networks
Common Mycorrhizal Networks are being used to spread radical religious ideology. This paper shows how we tracked it and decoded the tree language.
Truth Discovered About the Utah Monolith
The random monoliths appearing everywhere aren’t actually from Aliens. They’re Poop!
Top 10 Sexiest Prime Couples of 2020
This is the definitive list of the sexiest prime number couples of 2020. A sexy prime number couple is two prime numbers that are six apart.
Financial Analysis and Incentive Structure of Perpetual Debenture at New Car Dealerships
Mustang steve uses modern car dealerships and the power of the pyramid to create infinite wealth
The 8 Most Common Data Scientists
A guide to the top 8 most common types of data scientists.
Novel Techniques for Hijacking Self-Driving Cars
This paper outlines methods to hijack and trap self driving cars by exploiting their safety sensors and Cheetah brain algorithm.
Dietetic Benefits of Simple Carbohydrates and Bovine Byproduct in Low Earth Orbit
The matter of this thesis is explained simply as; we made spacey food, overfed astronauts with said food, then ruthlessly judged their physical and mental performance with nebulus exercises and fun brightly colored puzzles.
