Using a fool proof Barking method, this paper shows how I am able to scare away nearly 100% of threats from my owner Emily
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Reappraisal of the Geologic Time Scale: Evidence for a 6,001-year-old Earth
By analyzing upwards of several fossils this paper dates the earth to exactly 6,001 years old. No more. No less.
De Trinitate Sancta ut Varietate Topologica Trium Dimensionum: On the Holy Trinity as a 3-Dimensional Topological Manifold
Hey der, in dis paper, me Pope Leo XIV show the Trinity as Topologically Sound in da form of a 3-Manifold 3-Sphere
Proof: 9 +10n Will Almost Always be Afraid of 10+10n
In this mathematical proof, we will prove that 9+10n will almost always be afraid of 10+10n for n>1 and n%10!=0
Beyond Blue Zone Diet and Exercise: The Hidden Influence of Ritualistic Animal Sacrifice to 𒀭𒀫𒌓
After accounting for pension fraud, the true cause of the worlds blue zones point to the miraculous healing powers of sacrificing to Marduk
Testicular Cancer Truck Nut Self-Examination for North American Pick-up’s: A Cost-Benefit Analysis
In this paper we discuss the benefits and methods of self screening your truck nuts for cancer on a 6 month basis
Me and my friend show that my dad’s Airstream trailer goes faster with dints and that we shouldn’t be grounded for hitting it with a baseball last Saturday
In this paper I prove to my daddy that it’s actually a good thing that I put a lot of dents in the side of his Airstream by playing catch
Can you help DOGE find fraud in the antiquated COBOL system? A Coding-Bureaucratic Choose your Adventure
In this choose your own adventure, you get to attempt to help Elon and DOGE find fraud in the antiquated COBOL social security database
On the Providential Potential of Coal Gaseous Material: A Modest Proposal to Thaw the Northwest Passage
In this modest proposal, Lord Heatherton Bumwater discusses burning more coal to warm the globe and open the Northwest Passage
Novel Gravity and Velocity Based Time Dilation Methodology for Real Time Bitcoin Payment Processing
Using general relativity, this paper proposes and simulates the required blackhole or earth velocity to make blockchain work as a currency