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Fighting against the Too Much Content Police, Zach Snyder is publishing his original un-edited 94 page draft of his paper “They weren’t CGI Abs: A Spartan Study in Actor Fitness.” The Journal of Cinema and Media Studies requires all their submissions to be within 8-10,000 words wildly limiting Snyder’s true vision on his paper.
The director famous for graphic novel adaptions, and gritty violence packed super hero movies is at it again creating extremely long content for his fans. The 72 page paper reportedly is just more of anything.
“First off, I hate it when anyone makes me compromise on my artistic vision whether it’s Warner Brothers or the editors of this paper,” Snyder commented. “To fit my paper into the journals guidelines I had to take out about 80% of the figures and tables, and basically my entire appendix. Same as Justice League and Rebel Moon, critics say my audience doesn’t want this extensive paper way beyond the length requirement of many standard journals they’re going to get it whether they like it or not!”
Editors of the journal struggled already to convince Snyder to even make a paper fitting the length requirement. “The first draft was absolutely ridiculous, we don’t need five pages of tables and 12 pages of analysis talking about the diet his Spartan soldiers had to go on to get rid of enough body fat,” complained reviewer No. 2. “He had tons of unnecessary figures, I think there were six large diagrams on the best technique for a squat thrust. I don’t even know what his hyper violent-masculine movies have to do with modern cinema. Anyway, if Mr. Snyder wants to release that stupidly long paper on his fans on his own platform he’s more than welcome to. That’s what I said in the email.”
Rabid Snyder fans say this will be the most extensive, long, and anticipated Snyder Cut yet, other fans ask again ‘Why?’ Whether or not you want it, soon you will have access to 94 pages of Snyder’s research on achieving the quintessential muscle men of his action packed movies.
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