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GME Galactic Federation Land Grab Foiled by Online Degenerates
The Galactic Federation is land grabbing retail stores through hedge funds to spread 5G across the world.
Quantum Computing Applications in Competitive StarCraft
We created, developed, and tested a Quantum Computer specifically designed for a professional StarCraft 2 Zerg player. It was nearly unbeatable in online play.
8 Motivational Posters to Stop CCD in your Bee Hive
Teaming up with our MBA program staff, these posters promote corporate hive values while encouraging productivity and inspiring worker bees who may be tempted to leave and cause Colony Collapse Disorder
Adaptive Smart Grids for Migratory Government Drones
The proliferation of cheaply produced surveillance micro UAVs fueled by low voltage power lines and a loose interpretation of the fourth amendment has devastated America’s electric grid. This paper aims to develop a framework for creating a smart grid capable of gracefully handling unpredictable loads caused by migratory government drones.
Pfizer Vaccine Side Effects Include Testing Positive for Pot: Report UK Youth
UK nurse tests positive for Marijuana after taking the Pfizer vaccine. No one could imagine why he would lie about being clean
8 Surprising Real Dinosaur Sounds
Have you ever wondered what dinosaurs sounded like? Here are 8 totally real not made up Dinosaur sounds from our top scientists
Galactic Federation Behind the 2008 Financial Crisis
You know it’s the 2020 finale when the world finds out that the US government has been hiding extra terrestrial members of the Galactic Federation in an underground bunker on mars. What a way to end a block buster year. With the sudden appearances of the monoliths, which actually turned out to just be poop,Continue reading “Galactic Federation Behind the 2008 Financial Crisis”
9 Genius Ways to Shield yourself from 5G Technology
Here are the 9 best ways to protect your electronics and your body from 5G technology
Clash at Machine Learning Conference Leaves Dozens Wounded
Late last night at a machine learning conference in Chicago IL, a civilized argument grew into a violent riot over two software libraries. Due to inexperienced organizers scheduling lectures and round panels, the TensorFlow and Scikit-learn library development panels were not only scheduled at the same time but in adjacent lecture rooms. According to surveysContinue reading “Clash at Machine Learning Conference Leaves Dozens Wounded”